RE: Dolce & Gabbana.

Hell yea, Sir Elton. I won't be buying any Dolce and Gabbana either.

You should probably discuss this with a therapist.

Depends on what you mean by "kids." Fifteen year olds might not be expected to know (although, as a parent, it would shame me if my kid didn't know about the Beatles or Elvis or Aretha).

I have an aunt who is a nun who is nearing seventy. The thought of someone doing this to her makes me violently ill. Perhaps carve or tattoo "rapist" into their foreheads, a la the swastika in "Inglorious Basterds", so everyone knows who these people are when they are inevitably set free?

theoretically, i don't either, but that doesn't stop me from imagining all the wonderful ways they could be punished.

Rarely do I think someone should get the Lisbeth Salander "I AM A SADISTIC PIG, A PERVERT, AND A RAPIST" treatment, but this is one of those occasions.

theoretically, I don't believe in torture or the death penalty but reading this I just don't know what to think. Gang raping a 70 year old nun. What the fuck? Can we just tear these guys limb from limb?

"We have a lot of work to do there. We have to do better."

What would be wrong if the GTA V cops were programmed to profile? Wouldn't it add a sense of realism?

This is one of the most interesting things I've seen people try out in a video game. Thanks for sharing!

I did it! Er, kinda.

I feel like everytime I come here I find something else I need to buy. It's starting to get out of hand. I am determined to replicate your nails now.

Oh I am ALL over this. It looks so great. I'm also a big fan of the clear polish with a sparkly gradient to the tip, I just need to get my grubby mitts on some glitters. I've only just started delving into nail art and I'm having so much fun. This is what I'm currently rocking:

I can't stop laughing

I do too! You guys hang out in some sketchy-ass places, man.

Can I just say that I love features like this so very much—Jezebel is at its best when people in the comments get inspired to tell stories they have, and Jez readers have some GREAT, funny/bizarre/scary/sad/amazing stories. Love storytime.

Now I am forced to share my Motel 6 story.

You are doing God's work, Anna.