My best guess: misogynistic zombies.

This feels like a hungover tweet made under duress.

When I was sexually assaulted as an eleven-year-old, I told my parents. I did the right thing, we went to the police. Even had a friend who was assaulted by the same person. The cops did nothing, no charges were filed, even though that friend was willing to back me up. So when I was raped when I was older, I didn't…

that's kinda weird. It's not like Alzheimer's is a women only disease.

My woman's brain cannot comprehend what "women's brains are worth it" even fucking means.

I would devour him.

Two feet of snow is still a major pain in the ass. Just because somewhere else has it worse doesn't mean the people slightly better off don't have a problem at all.

Yes, it made me think of Jesus in a rage flipping over the money-changers' tables. I just can't imagine what the conversations are around this in the archbishop's little coven. "Screw it, those people deserved to be molested because they were... alive and vulnerable"? I mean, what do they think God thinks about all…

Where exactly to you blow the snow when your streets are no wider then 2 pizza's and a sausage?

There's just no way anyone can be devoted to anything even vaguely resembling Christ's message and think this is an acceptable way to behave. No way.

I'd pay a few bucks to play this game. Not $60, but certainly $5 or something.

Really? That's what you got from this video? It's a reference to a Jay Z lyric, which judging by your tone you probably hate Jay Z for a myriad of reasons. But why does someone always have to bring negativity to a funny post?

"TOO STEADY, it's making me shake all over."

That is perhaps the greatest line ever uttered in a YouTube video. By anyone.

"Meat and potatoes of it all" is alarmingly accurate.

I'm just gonna say it. You ARE better than Tilda Swinton.

"Nobody knows how many toes you have left when you're wearing boots."

unless you're suggesting that these dogs were being handled by a poisoned steak, I have no idea what this comment is doing here.

"beef... stuffed with poison"