Not almost sadistic. It is completely, one million percent sadistic. If the tables were turned and men were the ones dealing with pregnancy, they would never in a million years consider legislation that would put them in this position. Ever.

Another idea - let's make it a reality show.

I hope that poor boy was okay after his parents insisted on him eating that food even though it had gluten in it.

That's gonna attract bears.

Is left shark menstruating?

Name of my death metal band's debut album: Cadaverous Pig Carcass

That's only logical.

Can I get my two sons in on that photo shoot?

I feel reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally strongly negative about piercing babys' ears. Just because it's become normalized people think it's okay. What if I wanted to get my baby's septum pierced? How many people do you think would think that's fucked up. Piercings are a really personal choice, and plenty of women go…

I'm going to make my daughters do "future feminists" photo shoots and have them burning bras and holding up pro-choice signs. My mother in law is going to love that!!

Ugh, I have literally hundreds of these aggregator Instagram accounts—of all flavors (not just the young teen ones, but pretty much every fetish you can imagine) following me. I am a fine art and portrait painter/photographer, and—while I suppose I shouldn't be surprised—I am severely annoyed when someone sees my…

My (European) country has baby boxes. We've had them for a few years and they have saved dozens of lives so far. These boxes are heated and equipped with sensors, so someone is always alerted immediately when a baby is placed in them and the baby usually spends less than ten minutes in there before someone comes and…

It's a nice idea... Till the wingnuts decide God doesn't like the hatch and start hanging out around it to shame the parent.

Expanding the current options for safe surrender and addressing the underlying causes of abandonment aren't mutually exclusive. Anything is better than abandoning a baby in a dumpster or the side of the road, and it's unrealistic to hold out for everyone to start using safe haven sites. It would also be pretty easy to…

I was 95 percent sure my last boyfriend was real. Unfortunately, I was right.

"He calls me his flower," Sarah says. "He asks 'has she been watered today?'"

You've convinced me. Since the government sometimes punishes children as adults, we should stop caring about the sexual exploitation of children.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

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