That woman's not stacked enough to have to worry about any of this.

Unless it's a look you're going for like 80s Madonna or 90s Stefani, but that respectable work shirt is not that kind of white shirt.

Duh. Of course. If you leave 3 or more of us unattended in the same space, we also have pillow fights (if indoors) or start playfully washing the nearest car (if outside). I thought this was common knowledge?

This commercial is insanely unrealistic and obviously written by an all-male staff.

could it be....?

SATAN?!

A healthy marriage is impossible in a tiny house. It is, however, quite possible in two tiny houses.

What if someone just wants to live alone with no family? People like that exist believe it or not.

Hold on a second there, LADIES.

Barbierei will go back to his side gig sitting on the board of a pregnancy center in the state.

Hmmm.... that was not a good save.

I'm not white.

As a Californian, I only eat free range linguinis grown in our offshore Linguini farms.

This might need a trigger warning though

No, that last one is okay. Bowls are only for soup.

I love you people (wipes eyes)

Not even serving it with some Pinot Giorgio can save it.

Oh show me the way to the next bowl of soup

I'm guessing yes. Her head has Beetlejuice-like proportions:

That works. As long as they are not crunchy. Because allergies.

Nothing worse than linguinies that are picked too soon. Grilling them more won't even make them tender.