ladycatpurrs
Ladycatpurrs
ladycatpurrs

I honestly thought it WAS satire at first! It reads like The Onion's version of the ultimate tinfoil-hat-antivaxx-psycho webpage.

Did she try a "V-steam"?

Kind of feel like I need to read The Thorn Birds now...

My first modem was 300 baud, and the bits had to travel uphill, both ways, through two feet of snow.

That line. THAT LINE. The author is saying so freaking much.

That cursor had no choice, she's practically click baiting...

Flowers. Flowers say that.

"Quit talking and shove those anuses in your mouth!"

That kitten is definitely going to eat a duck. Just give it time.

I don't ever want to get on your bad side.

... and yet ...

But not in a silence of the lambs kind of way.

You are famous on jez and its a start.

You're famous here.

You are famous duh.

i assume i will be incredibly famous in a matter of minutes, then.

When I grow up, I want to be Julia Sugarbaker....Just saying.

If I love The Golden Girls*, will I also like Designing Women?

Young people know not what they missed.

Are there any Designing Women fans LEFT?! How is EVERYONE not a fan of Designing Women?