ladycatpurrs
Ladycatpurrs
ladycatpurrs

"I really hate to be that guy and to stick up for coffee latte lady"

Nope. In America, at any rate, cafe latte's are made with espresso, whereas coffee is just...filter coffee, no special bean or brewing type. Espresso is pressurized during brewing, meaning you get a stronger brew with less water. Coffee uses a lot more water. If you make a "coffee" latte, it will taste much MUCH

Oh, I was impressed.

I need you to know that BCO makes me look forward to Mondays. Not just NOT DREAD Mondays, but actually LOOK FORWARD to them. I don't tell people this. When I walk around on Mondays humming, smiling, with a spring in my step, I'd prefer they just think I'm batshit crazy, because that way they'll leave me alone to

Monogrammed Thermosery

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

And the Oscar for Bestest Use Of A Kitchenette Inside Joke in a Horrible Customer Story goes to ...

Monogrammed Thermosery

I want a goddamn coffee latte in a goddamn monogrammed thermos right now!!!! And God help you if there's any red in there because I'm allergic to red!

I thought a Sex Bark is the noise one makes when "it slips into the wrong hole on accident".

Yeah, it's scary how long we've been bombarding our bodies with antibiotics for UTIs when d-mannose has NO side effects and won't kill off all the other good bacteria in your body and clears UTIs. Crazy.

Yes. Do tea if it works for you, but there's been research showing that d-mannose has a physical mechanism that stops e.coli. The tea is just such an...unknown quantity. Additionally, urinary tract specialists use it all the time for their patients, there's a growing body of evidence that it's a fantastic and

So? It's not better to err on the side of caution?

Funny, whenever I actually find a porn clip with condoms, I feel like I found the jackpot. I like my adult media to include obvious consent and condoms.

"I prefer no condoms," said Rob Tatka...

It would be almost impossible for me not to respond to their complaint by mailing them a giant poster that said, "SUCK ALL OF THE DICKS, YOU ASSHAT. And stop wasting time and taxpayer money on this shit."

I cannot stop laughing at the (accurate) concept of the New Testament being the Bible Expansion Pack. The Bible: (A Distinct Lack of) Wrath of the Jew King.

Just sayin'

Like, what's the occasion for this particular cake? It just doesn't make sense to me unless there's some birthday boy whose number one hobby is queer bashing.

Aren't cakes supposed to be celebratory? Like yay I'm celebrating the fact that I'm a gigantic oozing arsehole. With cake.