That's *one* of my biggest issues with the anti-abortion crowd. Call it what it is - you want to defend something that resembles a sea monkey.

one time a pizza guy (rushed out the door by his manager) forgot one of my pizzas. He felt so bad that he offered to bring us free stuff ("I'm gonna bring you guys so much free shit!) and we weren't mad because we aren't crazy and we had our first pizza to ride us over. When he came back he brought a free pizza in…

oh god what if the kid got away with like

Yeah, and they're all like "let's get him fired!" like screwing with some schmuck's livelihood over five bucks is so cool and clever. Fucking lowlife slabs of shit.

Ya but it is your bonus or raise.

How can you hate on delivery drivers? They bring HOT DELICIOUS FOOD TO YOUR DOOR you lazy fuck.

Pizza guy.

On the several occasions that I've paid with the company card, I always make a point to tip more than usual. It's not my money, so I don't lose much sleep.

I feel bad for those ladybugs.

10-15 years ago a similar site would send a pile of dog shit to your enemy. I did that to a co-worker and to this day I've yet to be retaliated against. It was awesome, you could choose the size (the guy had two dogs, a border collie and great dane), small pile, medium pile, or large pile. All records would be…

And they'll be FAB U LOUS!

I'm not talking about shit, I'm talking about fecal-oral transmission of pathogens. You do not need to shit directly in someone's mouth to spread cholera, hepatitis A and E, dysentery, norovirus, and a whole host of others. If toilet paper were enough to prevent the spread of pathogens, surgeons would just give…

For what it's worth, if my partner motorboated my ass, I would likely laugh very hard, and quif in his face due to the excessive laughing. The dishes would also distract me.

Maybe it's cause I'm 35, but this is inconceivable to me. I find it hard to believe that many people beyond serious niche fetishists would even want to try this.

Dateline tells me to wipe down the hotel remote with bleach before using it because of all the fecal matter, but Lena Dunham tells me to motorboat that ass. Mixed messages, yo.

Also see: Pinworms.

Am I a hopeless fuddy-duddy for refusing to get on Team Salad Tossing? I just...fecal-oral bacterial transmission, you guys. C. diff is no fucking joke.

A part of the problem I haven't seen discussed yet is - she left it in a fairly busy station! What if the dog was vicious, which is not too terribly hard to imagine given what we know of its recent treatment? What if it panicked and fear-bit someone? The lady didn't know the dog, it could have been dangerous as Shar…

It's obvious to me, "graf" is "paragraph," and Greg isn't the one "contribut[ing] to a society that increasingly doesn't respect or trust the police." Police thoughts, statements, and actions are doing that just fine on their own.

"Hardin County Sheriff John Ward said those who go into law enforcement typically do it because they have a desire to shoot minorities...