I honestly didn't realize that was a backpack. I thought it was an open backed ug jumpsuit and there was something terribly wrong with her spine.

I have never understood the appeal of hammer pants. Why you want your ass to look like a full soggy diaper escapes me.

Yes. He is a Very Important Person™.

P.S: candidate should be ok with possibly being murdered and buried under the floorboards.

"I have an educational blog" has to be a close second to "I sell monogrammed thermoses," right?

so where does his muse sleep? oh right, she just recharges in a corner chair.

They made a filthy game SO frigging cute. And I love the way Lady Edith says "balls."

The problem is that her hair on the show makes her look like Michael Cera. I'm sorry if you can't unsee it. She's a very pretty girl, and he's not half bad either.

That was adorable, and I CANNOT get over how pretty Edith really is in real life,

"noxious dildo blaze"

Part of me is all "Ooooh, pudgy pudgy panda belly!"

+10 internets

Is it nit-picky of me to complain that the girls in the photo clearly aren't Amish? Bright patterned clothing, sneakers, hair clips, et cetera. If you're dismissing articles as not credible for small mistakes, I'd say that's a pretty bad blow to credibility by you're own standards.

The Lemon Cake Male Objectification Experiment, a/k/a The Male Glaze.

same

I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

/dying

"Oh! Well! Looks like you found those bread rolls after all. Wasn't that hard, was it?" I then took a skewer out of one of the pieces of tempura, and plunged it finger deep into her eyeball.

I believe it was Tina Fey who said: "Helen Mirren is not proof that there are parts for older women, Helen Mirren is proof that there are parts for Helen Mirren."