Apologies, this is going to get graphic. But i figured since are all adults here, NO JUDGEMENT! I must set the scene.

As a little kid my Dad would ask me if I needed to "shit." That was the word. If I needed to poop, i would just tug his shirt and say "Daddy, shit." Swear words weren't a big deal in my house. I have an extensive vocabulary but nothing emphasizes defecating better than shit.

Why am i crying?

Me to Amanda, " No".

My old roommate and I called it "Veeting our jawns". Because we only used Veet. That and Nair is allergy inducing demon sauce obviously. We would set up in either of our bedrooms, put something on the netflix, put the mirror down and spread. We were also card carrying members of the Fleet team. (ohh, i miss sex so…

Wow, its even worse than I remember. Vogue, failing upwards?

The fashion bible has fallen.

I believe Kinja hates me. Am i the only one who can't see the polls?

"We could smoke through the world,

OH. I can't believe they asked you to do that. I hope you were well compensated, my friend! That was real smuggling, very much like a drug dealer. Though, the joys of bribable customs agents, police in general. (Lived in West Africa)

Me too. But it was clear early on i was too loud and impulsive to be a lady. I know right, the Spice Girls creating connections do they know their power? Sounds like you were a fun kid.

GINGER!!! My friend Anna was sporty personified so that was always obvious. The prissy chicks i hung with were always fighting over Posh.

Oh. Spice Girls was played, Zig-a-Zig AHH forever (no dreams to crush, Girl Power)

Family Size.

They alas are not the same. These bring me back to pool parties and crushes on boys named Joshua.

That is truly the most amazing thing i have ever heard!! It has everything, history, drama, suspense, and a boob hero! Wow, sorry i really love the movies and behind the scene hijinks.

This woman is crazy. I say Pussy all the time. The last man between my legs asked me why my Pussy was so wet and if it was all for him. I found it all incredibly sexy. What is she on about?

All hail Cheeseballs!!

I don't mean to be crass, but i'd fuck Neville Longbottom.

They will lose your luggage. Flying through CDG, they always lose the fucking luggage!!! sorry, serious rage from so many memories.