My best friend is moving to LA. Almost convinced me until now. Shut It Down!

I miss Soapnet.

Happy Flighting.

Glad to know i'm not the only one to dip into the sexy yet stupid pool.

I have been watching these damned things for 2 hours! Talk about getting sucked into the youtube vortex.

Bye!

YAY! Team I love the way I smell! I was going to wax on poetically about it but your comment is amazing and sums it up perfectly. I can always tell whats going on with the my body depending on my smell. If i need to be drinking more water, when my period is near etc. I find it interesting to know your body like that.…

My Dad and I have often talked about the romanticism of Italy, and how uterly ridiculous that is. It is so backward and not much unlike a 'third world country" when it comes to human rights and laws. Oh and the racism. I can't.

I'm not ashamed to say I now have to masturbate. goodbye.

I've always loved this movie. Their chemistry was balls off the charts. (I guess sleeping around in real life translates well to screen.) Billy, you so sexy.

GENIUS! I have everything but a terra pot. dammit. Tomorrow morning i'm on a mission. Thank you.

I seriously drove to rite aid and got hot water bottles. Its working so far. Except ill probably have to refill a few times, or just fall asleep.

wait. wait. wait. this is real! oh no.

Ha! I tried that already. Unfortunately the way my apt is set up it just made my kitchen warm. I sat in there for a bit, watched a few episodes of deadly woman. But i really just want my bed.

off to rite aid i go.

Ranting. I haven't had heat since Thanksgiving, and I'm losing it right now! I just to relax, smoke this j and drink this wine without fucking freezing every second i move and the cold air sneaks into my blankets. I work fucking retail for christs sake! These past few days have been the most hellish on earth. And i'm…

I'm a black woman. Where's my list?

LET THIS MAN BE BOND!!!!!

When I made the decision to buzz my hair off a few friends warned me about guys not liking it. I said fine. The man who doesn't find me sexy as hell with my short hair (that accentuates my cheekbones for days) clearly isn't the one for me. My hair, or of lack there of isn't for them.

I dare you to say "huh" to my old head of boarding. Mr. McManus used to tear new anus's into anyone who would with "'HUH?! Are you a donkey? Its PARDON!" oh memories. Until this day I will say pardon.