@NomNom83: Cast member Sonia commented about the villa smelling like cat piss. telling sign of someone smoking meth..she was on meth

@Baberaham Lincoln: here here...tired of big dicked dudes just thinking their endowment should be the most work they have to do..just because its big doesnt make it magic!

i religiously watch the F word..he is sooo charming and cute on that show..love his kids. anyway i digress. ive taken to cooking along with him and trying his recipes..dont have to be an expert to tell you, you WILL get clogged arteries dealing with this man..the amount of BUTTER he adds to his food.hes just the…

@RudyWaltz: i want to marry Nathan Explosion

i work as a party promoter and its an easy way to let people know about them, ...and its a good place to publicly bitch out the dude who wasted ur time last time after a shitty lay...i love twitter!!

@EponaWearsBoots: I will proudly be your first member! HEARTED

so she takes the 15 and gets her lips done?....

@EponaWearsBoots: GET OUT OF MY CHILDHOOD! i cant tell you how many times i was teased for reading on the school bus. I remember getting in trouble for fighting Ben Ryle on the bus after the grabbed my book and threatened to throw it out the window..we were in the grade 3, my little bold ass clocked the smug sob. …

@♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: thats what i was thinking..'they are all Whangdoodles, Hornswogglers, Snozzwanglers' awesome Roald Dahl in the house! (high fiving a million angels)

@SarsDoesn'tSave: eastern standard time

@badhatharry: he works as a dj and its the late set. it isnt the first time ive been out with him djing..he did call around 730 but i was arguing with att customer service..he wants to get dinner after. does it still not count?

@so much honey: yay! im going to take a shower right now. THANK YOU!!

the boy is desperately liked just called me!!! i know its late but he asked me out, should i go jezzies?

@Ash_Teej: and for that i heart you

@thisisthepanopticon: no you are correct, she was funny but you could tell the audience was uncomfortable. which is disappointing.

@girl_ninja: That sucks..if i could send you my dvr!! it is awesome..i love to see a smart woman being honored and respected..GO TEAM TINA!

Tina Fey is receiving the Mark Twain Price for Humor right now...WHY HASNT ANYONE WRITTEN ABOUT THIS YET?? but if they have i am sorry. was to lazy to search..WATCH IT PEOPLE!!

@dlmcnare: I agree. I am a huge graphic novel nerd.. and when Wanted came out i was pissed that sexy crazy ass black Fox was turned into white Angelina. Black girls kick ass too!!

OB ROCKS MY WOOOOORLD!!!sorry. thats just how i feel right now..at hpy hr with friends..not completely sober..and i thought the headline meant all ob was going to be discontinued. i almost spit up at the table..yelled out loud though. no other product is for me. also for nighttime always infinity is AMAZING!!!

@vamusical: honestly. i learned about how to get better deals, how to pick out the freshest fruit, all while out on errands with my mother ..til this day when i grocery shop i hear her voice in my head and my health thanks her for it. and the no singing thing is creepy. when i was scared at night nothing was more…