@paulajean: me too! it was my first year at boarding school and boy did it come in handy!

i am a recovering anorexic and bulimic...and BPD. Im sure being BPD and growing up in an environment that harped daily on my weight was what led to the my disorders. My mother is one of the most loving evil woman i have ever met. I was sent to boarding school at a young age, and when i came home for the first time at…

@belladonna seablue marshmallow eyes: wasnt mrs. potato head in legally blond? so thats who she married...

@itsmejill: amazing for the skin :)

ive spent my entire dating life trying to bring the sensitive out of assholes. Dirty dancing was definitely a start. But what drove the nail in the coffin was My So Called Life. DAMN YOU Jordon Catalano!!!

# 12 those beautiful blue petals of awesome.

@cinnamonpants: Jesus doesnt have the answer. i know boys bathrooms smell to high hell, but im sorry girls, Cinnamonpants is right!.I have seen some NASTY shit our bathrooms over the years. I think my college dorm was the dirtiest collection on non housetrained bitches ever. Who takes a shit on the floor? WHO!?! and…

@dj alicat: YES!!! i heart you for that!

Thank you for writing this. I've felt strongly about this.. im a little emotional so im sorry if this doesnt come out coherent. i live in DC, im not sure about other cities but i have never been harassed as consistently and as boldy anywhere else as i have here.

I was scared for a second that you tracked my mother down...why are you reading my life! My father had a 7 year affair with a close family friend my mother found out in 2001.(EPIC meltdown on a family vacation with said family friends in a shitty small summer rental in Maine.) She proceeded to move across the…

Corgis are the best dogs ever..even though mine is just half corgi i love my Bear!

first time i saw Staceyann was when she was preforming on broadway with Def Poetry. I was blown away by her strength

@BytheSea: and for that i heart you

@BytheSea: wow that sounds awkward! ive been fortunate to never be on the other end:)

i dont know how embarrassing this is but i was definitely shaken.

@Tchotchke: i officially love you! and would promote you if i could. nothing beats Aha Shake Heartbreak..thats the band i wanted to get drunk on whiskey and pass out with

i was walking down the street minding my own..a car slows down when it reaches me, window lowers and an old man(maybe bout 50..sorry 50s) yells out "SEXUAL CHOCOLATE..SEXUAL CHOCOLATE" before speeding off..now normally i would be irked, but it was so funny and random i burst out laughing, ginger beer flying out of my…

@thecameralovesyou: he has this goofy dance he does thats soo father of the bride..i just know when i get married that hes going to freak out like that.

Steve Martin

i wouldnt says its dumb, but it was definitely desperate..