Sounds like a lot of “Fuck You”s.

I just want Brendan Fraser’s Robotman and Peacemaker to have a shout-off.

In The Before Time, three hours in a theater maybe wouldn’t bother me if the film kept me engaged.

We can have a rational discussion with good arguments, both pro and con, about whether any movie needs to be 3 hours long.

No, it is Picard AND Q . . .which to be honest is TOTALLY the type of thing Q would do.

I’m wondering how they’ll explain why Q looks old. Do I have to declare spoilers in the spoilers thread?

The Batman Will Be Epic, Picard Reunites With Q

But you have to know another 20 minutes will be slow-motion close-ups of a pearl necklace breaking.

I mean, a solid 20 minutes of that will be rolling credits but still...

Yeah, like, I'm really looking forward to the movie, unlike most people here, but that runtime seems over the top. 

Exactly what I’m thinking. The more I see about the Batman, the more I don’t want to pay for it.

I was on the fence about going to see another new Batman, but 3 hours seals it - I'll wait for HBO Max.

Maybe the Royal Society does not remember what society was like before social media existed? It is the only explanation I can think of because every conclusion they reach seems to completely ignore what has been happening for the past 15 years.

Yes, this part:

This, right here, is not only the point of banning them, but also critical in understanding how this shit operates. Banning this type of horseshit isn’t about the people spreading it, it’s about the information being spread to people who are either too stupid to fact check what they’re being fed or looking for an…

I was just using spray foam yesterday, FOLLOWING THE DIRECTIONS ON THE LABEL, (previous wording of that last phrase included the word “package” and then the word “can”, both phrasings discarded), so I’m qualified to say that this story definitely doesn’t check out.

The man needed surgery after his partner accidentally shot insulation foam into his urethra.

My dick not only shrank up into my body cavity, I can feeling it hiding behind my left eyeball whimpering.

OH GOD WHY DID I CLICK THIS