Dipshits, c.2006: “(Black) athletes are role models. They need to start acting like it. smdh”

You know who was really excited about this win by a semi-pro team from Gibraltar?

Depends how you look at it — some say the Warriors are experts on choking.

Are you really arguing the guy who won 8 gold medals in one Olympics is overrated?

Like Draymond, the Deadspin commentariat has never been known to shy away from the low-hanging fruit.

“To err is human, to forgive is for pussies, so fuck you”

Holy crap the kingdome was a pile. jeeeesus.

Of course this differs greatly from Kobe’s Lakers, where no one scored on a passed ball.

I enjoyed all the reports during the FA signing period saying that Austin Rivers was “meeting with team officials” which is really just code for having dinner with his dad.

All of these stadium deal pay off for the teams.

If only Big Boss Man was alive, this wouldn’t happen on his watch.

To put the$25 per diem into perspective the NCAA allows for a $36 per diem

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

“If you were one of the 300 best Whatevers in the world, you’d probably expect to make a shitload of money, too. Especially if the Whatever in which you excelled provided a large amount of utility to society as measured by their willingness to pay to consume it.”

—Economists

So putting that money in the pockets of the billionaire owners instead is your version of social justice?

No. The average annual income of a person in Afghanistan is $1,100, so you’re absurdly wealthy by those standards too. It’s all relative. Everyone is aware of that without the need to call it out every time sports salaries come up.

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

Goddamn.

Good lord. I am no LeBron fan, but no one who watched this game should ever have come away thinking that LeBron wasn’t the MVP.