NASCAR isn’t a sport so that explains why it isn’t on the list.

It was uplifting to watch so many Sharks fans who stayed in the building to boo the commissioner and watch the Penguins raise the Stanley Cup. The Sharks fans know how difficult it was for their team to get to the finals and somewhere deep in their souls they know that they will not be back for many many years.

Late start times like in San Jose where the games start at 5:00 p.m.

My name is Jose Bautista and I support this message.

Where’s the dick pic?

I’m not saying that it justifies the punishment or excuses the absurdity of the judge’s decision to sentence this defendant to six months in county jail but the one fact that is forever available to anyone with an internet connection is that BROCK TURNER IS A CONVICTED RAPIST.

Lyle and Erik.

My dad always said, you can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you cannot, under any circumstances, pick your friend’s nose.

Imagine how amazing the goals would look if all of the players could play with their hands.

The elements of a negligence cause of action are:

It’s Road’s Scholar dummy!

You know how every rascist joke starts (looks over both shoulders to make sure that no one of a different race is standing nearby)....

Ladies and Gentlemen, please meet Dwight Howard’s new free throw coach!

My house is awfully outdated and my neighborhood includes a public school that also can’t get money from the government to fix anything. Their neighborhood includes Santa Clara, East Rutherford, Arlington, Glendale, Minneapolis, and Seattle.

Don’t forget the PSL. They want to charge you a fee for the right to buy a seat to sit on that couch.

I want to apologize to my parents for making them attend any of my soccer games if this is a high-quality soccer experience.

The American Taxpayer Relief Act of 2013 set the estate tax exemption at $5.25 million for 2013(effectively $10.5 million for a couple), and indexed that level for inflation in future years. It has risen to $5.43 million in 2015 (effectively $10.86 million for a couple).

When they are talking about the 1% they aren’t really talking about the people who are subject to the Federal Estate Tax/Death Tax because 99.8% of estates aren’t subject to the Federal Estate Tax/Death Tax. Except for a small number of family farms and family businesses (20 in 2013 and those 20 paid an average of…

It’s their long-term plan...sleeper cells. We need to do forced sterilization of the five year olds.