People be dissing turkey bacon dropping dead around us ... I’very never tried to tell anybody it tasted like pancetta but I’ll still be eating mine on the way to Pilates ...

HOW YOU GONNA COME IN HERE AND TELL US HOW TO SEASON MEAT?

It’s not bad but I still want that pig killed, smoked and on my plate tomorrow morning! The pig, the whole pig and nothing but the pig, so help me God…

This album is absolutely, unequivocally better than DAMN.

I’m sorry to hear that you’re going through this, Ms. Judge. I’m sorry for all the sisters that endure this harassment. I jump in whenever I come across it on my TL. It is, as you alluded to, a daily, constant, situation with no end in sight.

On the attention span part:

These are salient points and worth remembering should he not be taken down in a future edition of Mueller Monday.

Joy Reid is a national treasure.

Praise dance. Definitely praise dance.

Dear Sarah... can I call you Sarah? Look... GIRRRRL.... Get out. Get out now, Because, well, frankly:

I haven’t had a chance to fact-check her math or how it relates to taxes (hopefully someone will soon), but she used an Internet meme to make a point. She speaks for the White House, and she used a meme.

I had a friend tell me soon after the election that anything to do with Russia wasn’t a big deal unless they actually changed votes. I told him it was worth investigating. I haven’t heard a damn peep out of him all day.

It it truly a strange joy watching avowed “christians” like sanders-hucklebuck lie and lie and lie on a national stage like that.. all for the “christian” president who is 100% supported by his white “christan” base and a whole lot of other black “christians”.

She’s something, isn’t she - right out of central casting as one of the Handmaid’s Tale brunette lady overseers. Okay, Sarah Huckster-bee, thank you for playing

Nah we’d need our own Special Prosecutor for that one. Maybe Mooney instead of Mueller?

Stephen A. is Steve Harvey with a fucked up hairline. People think he’s more than that because he’s constantly yelling $5 words at them on TV, but dude is just a bit more advanced in his coonery. Whether it’s Janay Rice needing to figure out a way to not get knocked out by her fiance or J.R. Smith needing to change up…

“Stephen A. took some time on his radio show to attack another black athlete who he feels doesn’t live up to his standard of stepping or the high level of fetching he has set for himself...”

This won’t be popular but hear me out.

As a member of Omega Psi Phi it’s about time for all D9 organizations start using our considerable financial clout to stop this administration in it’s fucking tracks. The funny thing is that most of Trump’s ignorant base and The GOP in general have no idea about our organizations. It is long past time for us to do…