I feel like I should run out to Dick’s and make a purchase- like a reverse boycott.

Whenever I see a headline about this dude I always think of that story about how when he’s whining, his wife just yells at him, “nobody feels sorry for Alec Baldwin”. I feel like she must have to say that a lot.

Yeah, white supremacists don’t even wear hoods anymore. They chiseled out a space to operate openly under Trump.

Jeff Daniels, in other words:

Right. Women have ownership of the historically most valuable natural asset (if you can call pussy an asset) and men have created entire industries around shaming women out of utilizing, monetizing, or otherwise benefiting from that ownership.

They are a testament to what public schools can produce if students have support at home and in well-funded schools.

Here’s a perfectly fine tampon applicator. Reusable too! And biodegradable

In 2002 a reporter asked Yankee pitcher Mike Mussina if he would accept a gay teammate. Mussina responded: “I’m going to make the assumption I already have.”

Lawrence and Pratt make a very good couple since both are equally annoying.

Somewhere in California, Brian Dunkleman is Photoshopping his face onto Live with Kelly & Ryan promo stills.

FYI, you’re arguing with a troll. This guy’s been making new accounts with the name Dwayne in them for the past little while and saying deliberately inflammatory things (then presumably getting banned and going off and making new accounts). This account just started posting this morning. He’s looking for a rise.

Rape is still rape when the woman has had lots of consensual sex before. She could even have had lots of sex with you before, but the one time you forced yourself on her without her consent, it was still rape. That’s true of physical assault too. Say you dated Ronda Rousey. She’s taken many punches in her line of…

So I recently (mostly) got the hang of making these little beasties (I made a shit ton for funsies and sold them off for Valentine’s):

And you see, this is what I mean. I’m not used to thinking in this haphazard way.

In my daydreams, Obama walks in, says “How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?” and decks him!

The follow-up quote, “I just want to understand why Jewish people and black people and Mexican people, why they’re all so horrible,” certainly means something.

This series is the best and I become positively gleeful when I see another one pop up.

YES! What the fuck is wrong with his left eye?

Here’s one more: The sheriff’s deputy on duty at Parkland apparently lost his nerve during the shooting and never tried to engage the shooter.

“Heavily Pregnant” is such a gross phrase.