“According to Alabama’s unofficial election night results, Roy Moore carried Etowah County, where she lives, by 58%.”

Yeah, I don’t know how you deal with sharing custody with someone who needs to go on location or move for work, but I don’t think you are necessarily a dick because you aren’t willing to relocate to suit them. Regular people aren’t allowed to move out of state and expect to maintain custody, are they?

For the longest time I thought she was Kelly Osbourne, trying to recapture her “Papa Don’t Preach” fire.

45 because he’s a nevernude and I imagine I would have to touch him the least. Bannon looks like you could get drunk off his breath and ugh he looks like he smells like a geriatric ward. At least 45 showers.

NOTORIOUS RBG

Roy Moore accuser Tina Johnson’s home burned down on Tuesday. An arson investigation is underway.

There’s a universe out there where Leslie Knope just started her second year as President of the United States. There’s another one where Michelle Obama just started hers.

I thought the author meant it as don’t throw it in your sisters face because she’ll turn it around and use it against you since you live rent-free. Me, I go for the jugular. I’d start bringing up baby daddies, not graduating high school, being a miserable parent, being stuck with kids while she isn’t (kids are great!…

Bros won’t vote for any woman. They will always find a bullshit reason for why they can’t support her.

Dude you don’t have to choir preach at me, I know it’s not the same thing. I’m solidly in your camp on this.

So the birth control thing is an anti-sex thing. For some reason people keep assuming if you take away the “free pass” for sex, people will just stop having it. It’s so dumb.

Totally the parents are allowing co-dependent behavior on both sides.

I appreciate how this comment section is just a massive selection of gifs/reaction photos all insinuating that this opinion is fake.

While I believed Liam Payne to be The Cute One of 1D, his solo music has been so generically boring. His few bits are the worst part of this song.

Now that is some excellent shade.

‘Laxatives are for gross people, mostly fatties, or old people. Coffee cleanses are for people who *care* about their body, their temple, their root chakra’s health! Goop is a wonderful organization that really *gets* me, and respects my health. There’s no reason to smirk like that, Pat, it highlights how unbalanced…

A live look at Martha Stewart in Florida

Ashton Kutcher’s friendship and business partnership with Danny Masterson makes me give his advocacy for sex slaves serious side eye.

Republicans when it comes to healthcare, and gun control: “We must leave it up to the states! Why should the big bad gub’mt control what I do??”

Not sure why the Dem’s don’t jump all over this. If the Dem’s come out as the pro-marijuana party, at least for those states that vote for this, I really think they would get the youth vote. And isn’t that what they need? To energize those damn youths to get up off their asses to vote? Promising them legal weed seems…