This sums up the stupidity of those things.

LOL she still sucks But way to take a stand for the upper dog. God knows she’d never speak up for you.

I might have to watch Scandal & HTGAWM again for this.

See also: Louis CK

Emma and Ellen met via Instagram—after Portner posted a video that featured a song by Sylvan Esso, Page DM’d her.

These celebrity diet endorsements always bum me out. If someone with seemingly endless resources can’t prevent weight gain, what hope do the rest of us have? Unlike Oprah or DJ Khaled, I don’t have a personal chef or trainer. I can barely afford a gym membership, which I never have to use, because I have to work…

*Attempted murder-the child they stabbed thankfully survived but seems to still be traumatized.

I’ve shared my complicated adoption story here before. Basically I’ve always known I was adopted and had some info about my bio mom but was always told my dad was a mystery. This led my entire extended family to believe my bio dad is actually my adoptive dad and I was the product of an affair. My mom and dad deny this…

I can remember the first time I got self-conscious about my weight. I was six or seven. I was in dance class. I was taking jazz. We were dancing to Zippity Do Da and had costumes that showed our midriff. The mothers started making comments about our cookie tummies and cutting down before the big recital. It was like…

I agree-ish, but I’d walk on eggshells around HR. Don’t forget that HR is there first and foremost for the company. If LW is in a temp position this could backfire and not get her in the running for a permanent position or just be let go. I think depression can be categorized as a disability (?) so it might be illegal…

Wait, is 1.5+ hours really not an acceptable reply time?? How on earth are you supposed to live your life in meatspace if you must constantly be on-call and tethered to your phone?

It’s not that men are banned, it’s just hard finding men who are good enough for the showcase. At the end of the day, men just aren’t that funny.

Fuck the color-coordinated protest...imagine what a powerful statement women skipping the affair altogether would be...I can envision the camera panning the all-male room...now that’s a statement. Never going to happen but a gurl can dream.

That is already illegal. No company can legally fire you for talking about your salary with other employees. It’s part of your right to discuss working conditions.

That’s illegal if you’re in the US. Look up the National Labor Relations Act of 1935 (NLRA). There are some even stronger statutes at the state level, so check your state as well.

I went from working at a public university where everyone’s salaries are published to a private institution where everything is hush hush and no one talks about their salaries. My department is getting ready to hire a new person at the same level as me and you bet your ass I am going to tell them how much I make. I…

I'll break it down for you.

Yes, please tell me more about that false equivalence.

Black people wearing "preppy" clothes can never be appropriation since appropriation involves a DOMINANT culture taking from an oppressed one.

A) I'm not as charmed by Miley's recent style as many seem to be. Her haircut was cool but that's about it.