Ugh yes and it’s so much expectation. Can someone write a song about half asleep maintenance sex? That would be my jam

Technology did something good recently and had HAIM come up on autoplay on YouTube. Im not sure why I had not listened before. Totally different than I expected but great fucking jams. Been listening to them on all my morning runs

Wow it’s like we share one brain

I just commented that before I saw your post! yes!

I absolutely love confronting people in emails. and CC’ing people on them. I absolutely hate real life confrontation but I am a pretty good bitch in print. there was a really funny tweet that basically said:

This is spot on him.

yeah and its the abortion clinics are the problem and should be the focus of scrutiny and more stringent building codes …

Cue the clip from Dave Chapelle’s show where he gets Oprah pregnant and he’s like ‘fuck y’all I’m out!’

K glad I’m not the only one who rolled my eyes at that

that is very sweet. I actually just called and got my referrals :) thank you for your kindness

Seconding this. I am trying to muster up the courage to call the mental health access line to set something up for myself.... But kust calling in itself, having to actually place the call, gives me overwhelming anxiety. It’s a free program though offered through my employment so I just have to do it. Texting can be a…

Kept scrolling waiting for a Berger shout-out and I got it! I have always maintained he was the hottest.

I only read 1. Didn’t know there were multiple actually. But yes, I read it at the beach in entirety. It would be a perfect plane read. Very much a just zone out type thing. Might actually put you to sleep :)

I am probably one of the two people that actually read the Carrie diaries book. Didn’t watch the show but for some clips here and there. I just couldn’t muster up the interest in a show that had a cast of people that we know Carrie didn’t even bother to mention in a few years.

I mean hey must be nice to not have to actually work and just show up and shoot the shit with everyone

I’m sorry that’s rough. Being in the hospital all the time is awful even if you aren’t a patient. I’m an only child (also adopted! :)) And I try to push the ever looming fear of what it means when my parents pass away. I’m not close with any of my other family. At all. Not for anything malicious or whatever. I wish I…

I mean not knowing anything about your industry or role... No.. no that’s not normal at all. That’s not normal for just a regular human let alone a boss-employee relationship. 3 HOURS?!? Is she fillibustering??

I know about “water bears” from the wonderful show Octonauts! Having kids finally paid off!

Counterpoint: maroon 5 is garbage, Adam Levine is especially garbage, and if it wasn’t for the stupid ass show that is ‘the voice’ they would have rightfully faded away into obscurity long ago

ok good so im not the only one that that stood out to me too. like... maybe buddy didn’t have/want to shell out a ridic amount of $ for the shoes? and then yall call him out for it.. really just backfiring, to me, because it makes kim and Kanye look like fucking petty snobs “ha you couldn’t even afford our overpriced…