Yup exactly. If kids didn’t relate to animals/animated objects then these movies wouldn’t be so successful. Hell, look at a movie like Zootopia. They’re animals but basically might as well not be with the very mature human and societal themes being explored. Glad to see most people pointing out the tone of this…

Yeah me too. It doesn’t matter that it’s a fucking dog. Kids watch cartoon animal shows because they love animals. The way it’s explained, it sounds fucked up and rightfully should be cut.

Like what about when they all start dying? Even when I just have a (comparably) small flower arrangement it makes such as mess of petals on the table. How does that fit in their trash?!

these had me cracking up after an (already) stressful week! who is this person who makes up BSC memes. so fucking random

wow. I wish I had known when I worked in a grocery store or restaurant that I could just call the fucking cops on my customers. because damn well knows that I had people walk in after close had to (begrudgingly) serve them.

Yess omg heard this on NPR the other day. I was so annoyed. I spend, no joke, $1000 a month on groceries there. It’s the only place I shop. There’s one on every corner where I live. The next closest store is fucking Winn Dixie. Very displeased. I planned on writing them a letter but remembered I am much too lazy.

In regards to the second point, I had 3 kids and only didn’t tear with my 3rd :) good luck!

yesss omg I think that’s the worst part “detox”. detoxing is reserved for addicts who need to be supervised by medical professionals when they try to get clean... otherwise? its nonsense.  

Really?? Smoking meth through a vape pen almost seems too... Fancy.. for that demographic

Yup got married less than a month after I turned 24. Not that it matters but I had a BA and had travelled solo for almost a year at that point. Sowed my oats pretty good

Ugh. I’m not surprised. I thought the same about her other starting roles ... All of them. And I love me some dumb humor. Like, I loved Macgruber. And ‘the other guys’. I don’t know what it is but I feel like the humor she does is not being effectively translated to movies. Her skits on SNL are fucking hilarious.…

A someone who is a certified Poor™️ I always knew Amazon was shitty but the whole thing about the complete lack of taxes just really got me for some reason. Probably because I had to pay my property taxes which is such a large proportion of my minimal income... But I do it because well one, I have to but two, I like…

I never planned on seeing this - other issues I don’t have time to get into - but yeah. Seems like one of those “gotcha!” M. Night shamylan films that have me rolling my eyes.

I think this also just shows how very uninformed people, in general, are in regards to the whole female anatomy, and the menstrual/pregnancy processes.

oh god that’s painful just to read! not speaking from first hand experience, but do. not. snort. things. not. meant. to. be. snorted.

because they really do have the best chicken wings of the ‘chain’ places. buffalo wild wings can suck it.

Yeah I think it’s weird too. But it’s always the first Monday in May. I think the recent documentary about it was actually titled “the first Monday in May” probably some significance to it? Do I care yo Google? No, no I don’t

As a wife and mother myself.... YES fucking yes. Popping out kids doesn’t mean shit man. If you were an asshole before you’re still an asshole after. So infuriating

You said he’s “preadolescent” so like maybe 10, 11? I work for DCF and calling the abuse hotline, this would not be accepted for sevices just telling them what you told us. I mean, if it gives you piece of mind it will probably take about 10 minutes to call and is 100% anonymous so...

Huh. I’ve only heard of smegma in reference to an uncircumcised penis. Googled it and can refer to both male and female “buildup”