Please get drunk and fight the Deadspin staff.
LaDameMardi
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Best thing about the ability to dance in Destiny. The spontaneous "fuck it let's all just dance."
“The so-called Satanic Temple group is a handful of atheists masquerading as so-called Satanists. This group is not legitimate. Its only reason to exist is to oppose the Good News Clubs. The Good News Clubs teach morals, character development, patriotism and respect from a Christian viewpoint. Public schools welcome…
It continues to amuse/irritate me to no end that these people - white, conservative, religious - are the real face of welfare fraud. Not saying that other people don’t cheat the system but the FLDS have turned welfare fraud into an art form. Yet somehow when some people use the term ‘welfare queen’ you just know the…
I can see the fedora in this post...
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How can you not have Outkast’s BOB on this?
Cannot recommend A Tribe Called Red highly enough. These guys are The Clash of techno/EDM. If it’s still possible for a band to be “important,” then they’re probably the most important band in the world.
Maybe the mannequins haven’t been stolen at all. Maybe they’ve just fallen in love with Andrew McCarthy and just danced out of the stores during a rom-com montage set to “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now.”
It’s so he can
Or the not at all subtle sabotaging of the woman’s career and life, after which she FALLS IN LOVE with the man who destroyed her livelihood/store her mother left to her, who then hires her, so she’s COMPLETELY dependent on him for both financial and emotional security!
So, a 21st-century You’ve Got Mail.
This is the most romantic thing I’ve ever read. They’re right up there with Gomez and Morticia Addams and Nick and Nora Charles for Relationship Goals.
I can see it now, an epic argument in the supermarket over what yogurt or protein supplement they should bring on the trip....Terry’s gotta have his mango yogurt!
Seriously, where’s the banana hammock?
*jerk off motion*
