Hey, blame the idiot management of the Habs for that trade. They’ve now got Shea Weber until the end of time.

I live in TN, so your tears are particularly delicious to me.

I’m supposed to be writing a book chapter!

This might be my new go to response. Also, sorry the picture is huge.

Have the YouTube vegans weighed in?

And Pollygamyanna.

Fuck... that... guy...

Jeez, you people are so sensitive.

That’s because he doesn’t want you to suck his dick, Neil.

I’ve never seen it. I’ve never witnessed it.

I’ve got a guy who can help you with that:

Here’s a portrait of each of them and that letter.

Virginia to Vita:

He could also teach sexy Criminal Law.

As others have said: There’re a lot of dudes like that out there. He’s hardly the bleeding edge.

I’m not sure what kind of answer “Drowning” was looking for asking someone relationship advice who 1)does not share the same faith convictions or 2)ascribes to a “whatever feels good/works for you philosophy” or 3) isn’t even a doctor.

I should also note that I was the only person wearing a brightly-colored jacked. Maybe my fellow Division players just don’t like my style. And now that I think of it, in the one game that I played where I wasn’t kicked, the group leader was decked out in bright yellow.

Hall out of Edmonton, Stamkos stays in Tampa, Subban traded to Nashville...

In Canada, this day will forever be known as Le rouge wedding.