He’s just telling it Straight From The Hea...wait, wrong Adams.

Not all Spaceman indeed.

Ahhh a nice story. I wonder if they were truly enemies (on the ice) and then their rage turned to lust which turned to love..... I’m overthinking this but I would love for it to be true.

You get the DOS Prompt to join. Maybe we can sneak in and get into the BIOS to change things

“Mack DOS” does make a certain perverse sense.

Just 1 touch maybe?

If it helps, you can actually combine them into one category - James Cameron’s Avatar Boner.

I am so mad that one of the best exotic Titan helmets in the game makes me look like a goddam grieving goat widow with a medieval armor fetish. Easily one of the ugliest helmets in the this game or the last, with one of the best exotic perks for void subclass users. UGH.

And yet... we live in a world where Piers Anthony’s Firefly was actually published. I mean, how did that even happen?

I mean, that’s a really lovely niche. I’m with you there. Who doesn’t love pretty Canadians?

I’m happy for Killjoys, but dammit, I loved Dark Matter! I know both shows are “Hot Canadian actors running around with guns in disguised warehouses” but there was no real reason to cancel one of them.

I’m surprised that Tormund and Jorah don’t start their own band called the “Friend Zone.”

Huh, I thought techno was the music of the Wildlings.

This is a nice one as well:

That part at least makes sense. Access to everything on the internet? It’ll take her decades just to get through all the cat video’s.

Gwendoline is my everything.

Ugh, nouveau masculinity is so bourgeois. Real men marry their sisters, are super into triangle shapes, and worship cats like the Ancient Egyptians.

I’m a real man’s man because my erection points ever-heavenward and everyone cares about my boner. “Such a boner” they murmur. I also have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

I’m a Social Justice Paladin—I’m extra self-righteous.