He’s just telling it Straight From The Hea...wait, wrong Adams.

Ahhh a nice story. I wonder if they were truly enemies (on the ice) and then their rage turned to lust which turned to love..... I’m overthinking this but I would love for it to be true.

You get the DOS Prompt to join. Maybe we can sneak in and get into the BIOS to change things

“Mack DOS” does make a certain perverse sense.

Just 1 touch maybe?

If it helps, you can actually combine them into one category - James Cameron’s Avatar Boner.

I am so mad that one of the best exotic Titan helmets in the game makes me look like a goddam grieving goat widow with a medieval armor fetish. Easily one of the ugliest helmets in the this game or the last, with one of the best exotic perks for void subclass users. UGH.

And yet... we live in a world where Piers Anthony’s Firefly was actually published. I mean, how did that even happen?

That part at least makes sense. Access to everything on the internet? It’ll take her decades just to get through all the cat video’s.

Gwendoline is my everything.

Ugh, nouveau masculinity is so bourgeois. Real men marry their sisters, are super into triangle shapes, and worship cats like the Ancient Egyptians.

I’m a real man’s man because my erection points ever-heavenward and everyone cares about my boner. “Such a boner” they murmur. I also have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

*mutter* Idris Elba or no one, I tell you _No_ one!! :)

There’s so much negativity, and sometimes outright hatred wrapped up in female sexuality. A male comic can’t not talk about his dick, but a female comic talking about her vagina and suddenly she’s being edgy just to get laughs or is considered downright gross. I remember my friend’s girlfriend discovering amy schumer…

It’s recharging for launch.

I would not be able to handle it. Every time I read his words, all I can think of is the line from Billy Madison.

PSA: Please upvote so this gets to the top!

Correct. Dadtaku stories are written for parents to say “oh man yes this is bad i understand this”, not for teenagers to give unsolicited parenting advice.