My kitty had his tongue out for a good 10 minutes yesterday. He even let me boop it several times. He’s such a silly.

I’ll paraphrase the better and funnier tweeters:

I’m not ready to accept this.

I wasn’t really super into Prince, but I feel like this Prince gif is a good message for today.

Mine played fetch for about three days before remembering she was a cat. Those were an awesome three days.

If wearing longer skirts or otherwise dressing “modestly” had any effect on rape, what she said would not be a problem — it would be an unfortunate reality. But it doesn’t.

If I spent more than 12 hours on 200 calories I wouldn’t have clear eyes or energy, I would be covered in the blood of the nearest person I tried to kill and eat.

Has a helicopter mom...

22 year old guy who is sophisticated and likes elegant restaurants.... Sucks in feminism....

Gender conflating skanks?

I have so many friends who refuse to see spy (this movie specifically. They want to see The Boss and Ghost Busters.) for this reason. They think she’s playing the same character and they won’t listen to me when I say that Spy is ah-may-zing. Amazing. I will admit that it is similar (also I don’t care because it’s…

I just love it when, after a lifetime of searching, a person finds their porpoise in life.

A+ Job making an interesting story about a convention involving women in an environment that imposes many restrictions on them in to a way to bitch about inclusiveness. Bravo!

So you're the saying Scientology is our main threat.

I think the best way to completely ruin Superdelegates is to have Zack Snyder direct their movie.

John Wayne Gacy. Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne.

Don’t take crank and jump out of an apartment window.

Re: that photo...