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Emily is super confused by playing youtube videos of kittens. She wants them.

It is my birthday weekend and I traveled to see my bestie in the bay. We were going to visit Ikea and have In-N-Out and generally were living life and then we spun out on the freeway and almost died and it was so fucking scary and also

No. to the public asking you to a dance thing. Because then you’re stuck in front of a crowd of people in the lobby with a guy holding a dozen roses and singing and you have to say yes even though you DO NOT WANT TO GO WITH HIM but can’t say no because then you’d be a “bitch” who said no to that very sweet offer. UGH.

Period blood is only part of the whole period experience. Were they forced to use stool softeners to get period shits? What about a cramp machine? What about having to pass blood clots?

It’ll be the #2 song of summer. #1 in Canada.

Look at this guy, trying to apply physics and relativity to Star Wars. You get no stars.

This is why the “justice” system is fucked; this kid got probation for rape, and he still couldn’t hack it. Meanwhile, there are people younger than him rotting in jails on charges, not convictions, because they can’t afford this kind of “justice”. People like Labrie can exhaust every benefit of every doubt and then

Well, I’m fucking excited.

My dad once told me there was no such thing as marital rape. I asked him if he’d press charges if his best friend cleaned out his bank account. My dad said of course he would. I told him that it couldn’t be theft, because of the longtime relationship and trust between him and the hypothetically thieving best friend.

Poor potatoes, they didn’t ask for this! They just want to be delicious.

He’s a mediocre white guy, so he’ll be fine.

Alex Ofetchkin

Gordie Howl

Wayne Fetchzky?

Spaniel Sedin

Ron Pug-nutt

Mario Le-Mew

When it comes to FPS games, I always gravitate towards explosives. Rockets, grenades, mortars, anything that goes boom, those are the things I’ll pick up and use above anything else.

Wow, that was pretty good.