Disney has had tremendous success marketing female characters generally and princesses in particular to little girls. I'm not suggesting it's a "misogynistic conspiracy." My point is that this shows a disappointing lack of vision, and it's not simply going to mean that women miss out on seeing more representation…

Emma, don't forget about all the time I have to spend Googling "TOM HIDDLESTON SHIRTLESS GIFS" for you all, too.

"I knew the job was dangerous when I signed up for it. My recruiter told me that I might face my greatest fear someday. Today, I saw the ogre, the nemesis, the dog and my training took over. I'd like to thank my sensei Mr. Pickles for seeing in me what I could not. Also, meeoow."

Today, I baked pretzel buns from scratch. It was so fucking easy! I told Mr. Barge that I should just bake a couple loaves of bread every weekend. It's not hard and we would know what was in our bread.

One day, I'll open Dungeons and Flagons, a tabletop gaming bar.

You know what elderly people in this country want? They want to feel like they matter in a society that largely discards them. They are teachers and mentors. What a wonderful program this is.

When going through cancer treatment, various friends' dogs (and a random iguana) would guard me and whenever I'd get tired or start to not feel good, they'd REALLY guard me, and make sure that people left me alone. Usually by sitting on me, or giving the stink eye to anyone who talked louder than a whisper. My heart…

Funding for that was cut.

Carry on, my wayward nuns. There'll be peace when you are done.

On behalf of those of us who cannot have gluten, I must express my disappointment that the national dialogue on breadwinning ignores those of us who fundamentally should not win bread.

She didn't but don't let the facts stop you from being upset. Reading is hard, I know.

I always love the chicken lady.

Marriage has nothing to do with love. It's about wanting to spend the rest of your life irritating the living hell out of someone until they snap.

No, the number shall be three, no more, no less. One and two will only be allowed while counting to three. Four is a no go. FIVE IS OUT OF QUESTION.

Nanny Ogg lives!

Her work has been commended as strongly vaginal.

Disclaimer: I'm Christian.

I get pumped when Jensen Ackles lip syncs Eye of the Tiger... Or acts... Or stands there doing nothing much at all. I guess it's more about Jensen Ackles than Eye of the Tiger.