"For those of you who think me as un-newsworthy, I agree. I wish people (and News10) focused on the No Excuse Mom Movement."

Hrm ... I diasgree? But then urbandictionary (ugh) says you're technically right (even though moose knuckle is still listed as a synonym for camel toe).

Damnit.

YOU WIN THIS ROUND, MAYFLY. ENJOY YOUR PRECIOUS 24 HOUR LIFECYCLE.

Iris Björk Johannesdottir sounds like an Icelandic supervillain.

That's bassists.

Goes to the store to buy batteries, comes home with a Snickers bar and a box of Lucky Charms, realizes that he forgot to buy the batteries, stares at the smoke detector.

Search for a pen. Finally use a crayon that was on the floor. Straighten a picture on the wall. Open the door for the cat. Open the door for the cat again. Open the door for the cat again.

I will watch Jon Hamm do almost anything. Wait in line at the Post Office? Yup. Watch a marathon of Keeping Up with the Kardashians? Why not! Auto tune cry? Absolutely. He can do no wrong.

Dude, seriously - stop, before you kill again.

It's not about stopping it altogether, it's about stopping it from being the norm.
Sexualisation is a huge part of a lot of cultures and it's probably never going to go away, we just shouldn't make it so the majority of female characters are sexualised up the wazoo.

"It's just chubby chick propaganda!"

God, he is such a cliché. His younger self would be embarrassed at how ordinary he turned out. There is nothing original about him. An affair with a much younger woman after being married for 20 odd years...how groundbreakingly ORIDNARY. I am actually almost embarrassed for him myself.

Sajak would've posted his tweet earlier, but he had to wait for Vanna to turn the letters over so he could get the spelling right.

Ooooh...pancakes! That's what he was cooking!

Run, do not walk.

"We are broken-hearted and we anticipate that we will continue to live in pain"

OHMYGIRL, THAT PINTEREST BOARD THO.

I really love how much enthusiasm you have for Jason Statham.

I am missing the injustice here; she wants city services but not to pay city taxes. She admits to using the sewer lines but not paying the bills. They capped her sewer because she wouldn't pay to use it like all of her neighbors were. She's not in trouble for using solar power. She's in trouble for using an…

I'm sure they will catch Monty Emu. He's not much of a flight risk.