What? Behind the rabbit?

Mmm, chocolate! Delicious gourmet rocks!

You realize the point of a marathon is the distance, not the time, right? We aren't talking sprints. We're talking marathons.

No one here is anti-vegan, we're just anti-stupid. No one is saying you should apologize for "having vegan friends", we're saying you should apologize for being intellectually lazy to the point of implying that being vegan will protect you from food-borne illnesses in rice. Rice is not an animal product, and is a…

You Canadians really are so adorable. :-D

you GUYS. I am a regular jezzie and Kate Hansen is my cousin. I just am so excited to see her on here. she's seriously this amazing, funny, and dance-y in real life. she's doing great for a first time Olympian and we are so proud of her. couldn't have someone better to rep the family - she's so great. USofkAte!

Skiing with rifles = Norwegian drive by.

Not gonna lie—totally started crying, and my child asked why, and I squeaked out "because the puppy and the horses are going to be a *family*!" and cried more. She patted me consolingly.

I think the secret key to his career is that he doesn't act, he LARPs in front of cameras.

Everytime I see Dax Shepard's name, it makes me think of "Wrex, Shepard."

Co-signed.

I hope when she's old an dying you slap the jello out of her hand and say "you have to fit in a coffin tomorrow!"

Fuck this. Fuck all of these posts. Fuck them all. Really, Jezebel? How many fucking posts do we need today about how Macklemore shouldn't have won, how KL is the shit and should have won, and how Macklemore only won because he is white?

I'm an ideas man, Michael.

Men who knit and wear their creations really turn me on. I'm militantly single, but I know I'd lose the war if I met a confident male knitter who was into women. Most of the male knitters I know are gay. Awesome knitting circles happen when mixed gender but...I still have not met a heterosexual or bisexual man at any…

I love it when my boyfriend finds something really funny. He does this adorable little giggle laugh that just makes me smile and love him even more. I also love it when he tells things that have upset me off: ex. I have a terrible relationship with my body (I'm working on it...) and sometimes I get upset cooking for…

When my husband pulls his shirt off at night, I still get a bit weak in the knees, even after almost 6 years together. He would say he's a bit fatty and far removed from a movie star six pack, but I think he's perfect.