What is the penalty for 1st° rape?

Lester could’ve been angry with himself rather than with the umpire.

Funny to hear the same music from Woody Allen’s “Love and Death.” ( in the first video clip )

Why does Patrick Kane cry when he makes love?

Caffeine comes in one hour after being awake due to your already adequate cortisol levels.

What’s really remarkable is that he’s a better person than 94% of the people who post to Jezebel

“... ended up in the gutter ...” Not exactly as straight as possible. Even homeless guys don’t choose to sit in the gutter.

I would definitely go to his dental clinic. He looks like a very good dentist. I’m sure he’s not the only person who has killed a lion. Everyone is overreacting.

You have to include an adverb of manner to be fair to the man.

At 1:21 the graphic reads Mark McGWIFE.

The Olympics should just choose one city and stay there forever.

A Japanese student of mine, female, wore a T-shirt which read, “I’m here about the blowjob,” to class. Unfortunately, she had gum disease and the kind of teeth which could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.

So he can’t finish?

7/24 placed on 15-day Disabled List

You can put it on MUTE! YES!!

Who still talks on the phone anyway?

Prada phone bought on online auction for about $250. New ones were $1,000.

No, because I have a phone that was made only eight years ago.

my mobile phone is eight years old. my iPad’s camera is definitely much better

For urinating with the trophy, for saying he picks his nose at the table, for having a smug face, for saying he's in cash when the market crashes, etc.