Women are blonde, men are blond.

If you walk around the drinking areas in the evenings you’ll be approached often and then greeted with a heavily accented “haro!” I never respond because those kinds of people can say nothing more.

If you’re a smidge overweight when visiting Japan, you will induce gales of laughter.

I’m holding my iPad now and I think, what’s the big deal? I’ve heard people say, ...”if you’re one of those people who thinks using an iPad for taking photos is socially acceptable… “ to them I say, “you’re a bunch of twats.” They’re not blocking the sun.

Embargo

The jock tax

Get a job.

And yet Hope Solo buys necklaces equal to a cops annual salary.

You could have been 6’4” as far as you know

No can we stop hearing about their problems?

Minnesota would be the best.

Quiet, eh? What a freak show.

Lick the back of your hand and smell it. This is what your breath smells like.

By Edmonds alone...

Height and weight are relevant?

Just as non-white minorities are as racist as Caucasians.

he just let it grow longer

Atm ... Lazy or what?

I’ve sworn off microwave popcorn after reading that it’s one of the top ten cancer-causing foods.

160 now is 180 ten years from now which is what really bothers guys