Haha grammar nazi

He must have taken a little blue pill

It would’ve been really great if teammate number nine had blocked it

He pulled his teammate close and whispered, “thanks for getting the hell out of my way .”

Lady, you’re giving me tits envy.

If pitchers can get a strike called for hitting the black so can runners.

...could have ...

Taiwan’s English level is poor, but more likely being a naive Asian teenager is a much stronger reason for the tragic accident. Or her shiny black mane could have spooked the bovine.

It’ll be ironic when nobody wants to touch your withered husk thirty years from now and you’ll have to fly to Kenya for a warm embrace.

Just ask yourself, “how can I declutter my house,” rather than reading someone else’s plan.

I have to say that kids having sponge-like memories is a myth.

Ah, prairie shit!

William Safire (in No Uncertain Terms, 2003) declares that pluralized names like Packers and Yankees should take plural verbs (obviously), but that team names like the Jazz, the Heat, the Lightning, the Connecticut Sun should take singular verbs.

Why would he give free shoes for doing the job right?

They'd certainly be living with parents until death or marriage.

Didn't he once rip off his jersey in a game?

Four seconds and you're done with this video

men like feminine women

Vikings: Adrian, we'd like you to apologize.

I want to see him have another MVP season while racking up $4-5 million in fines. And I hope he gets booed by the Viking fans every time too.