Based on one apple?

hopefully he can teach his brood how to do a speedy recovery...he better play really well next Sunday if he wants to be forgiven

Adrian Peterson should sit out the season.

Far better pictures elsewhere. No longer rooting for Adrian Peterson.

Under the safety category maybe you should include the expected reduction in road rage incidents. I expect that would fall to zero.

Americans are so lawyerly. how do they ever get laid? I shall now commence penetration. Hey, you are required to grimace and moan!

nobody pees with their feet together

I love how he throws gasoline on the fire by saying, "I'm sorry you're so full of hatred." Sounds like an apology but actually spotlights the offensive person's fault.

live camera, too. With the red light on

Gabrielle's thighs are unionizing?

the DA will have to charge the parents with child neglect

I hope Love changes his mind and stays. He's the best player we've ever had.

Could we get a grammar nazi over here? I think it should be, "Argentine Spanish."

Just do me.

so that long rectangle thing is not a basepath?

Last night , I read read 3/4 of Devil at My Heels, by Louis Zamperini. I have a sudden deep appreciation for food and hope this inspires me to eat less knowing that he survived on far less.

Agreed, but the puck would have to be enlarged to the size of a frisbee.

Goodnight, John Boye. Sweet dreams, Clint.

do they open the roof to let in the snow? oh well I'm going to go make some ice shavings for my smoothie.

Yes, I've said that many times.