A Japanese student showed up one day with a t-shirt emblazoned, "I'm here about the blowjob." Unfortunately, she had the kind of teeth that could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.

i usually think of other women while getting hard, but come while thinking of my wife riding someone else

a one eyed trouser snake for a one eyed trouser snake. Grif got Ibaka first

my cousin sat next to michael jordan in geography class. He had his basketball with him, presumably to visualize Columbus's journey to the west indies

to secretly scout Evans

you can't really tell if someone is staring from a photo

at 315 to 185 his bench press ratio is an impressive 1.7.

what was his blood-roid level?

charts are always better than just numbers

Porter Stansberry said invading Crimea is like picking a penny up from the sidewalk. If I were to use a sports metaphor, I might say something like, "Invading Crimea is like striking out the pitcher."

The honeymoon is over.

"A" to the girl behind.
"Rod" to the girl in front.

I am so glad I used to call the cops 15 minutes after a couple of canucks checked in to the motel I worked at in my college days. I'd tell the cops that they were causing a ruckus, then I'd go to the adjoining room and incite them. By the time the cops came they'd have broken a doorknob or punched in a wall. Cops, 3…

"you loose?" are you doing some kind of french accent? all the funniest comedians are from canada, too

for free..

will i be able to wtch hulu or free?

for nhk, not bbc

same in japan. some dont pay. we hav a sticker on our mailbox stating that we've paid up (about $250 annually)

great video which you can stop watching at 13 seconds

like japan everyday but full of blubber instead of babes