“Sing the song of his people,” is the best phrase ever.

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.

I’m a huge fan of the chocolate frosting recipe on the back of the Hershey’s Powdered Cocoa tin. I cut back on the sugar a bit and add a pinch of salt. Mrs. Jabroni is not a fan of chocolate cake, but I broke her will with this one.

I don’t get it— why does Tilda Swinton feel the need to be Marvel’s apologist?

I have one of their external batteries, too. Sorry, wasn’t trying to be snarky— your comment just made me think that, yeah, you need more juice for older / bigger cars, and I was curious what the spec was.

I have one of their external batteries, too. Sorry, wasn’t trying to be snarky— your comment just made me think…

The sad thing is the number of announcers that yell, “And NO flags!” Whereas this season the Bears seem to be raising more flags than a 4th of July parade. They’re just awful now.

Course not... the spec says:

Course not... the spec says:

I think you’re right. I think it’s best summed up thusly:

The National Dog Show: The forum for people who don’t really like dogs to applaud people who really don’t like dogs.

I’ve never heard Paris Denard speak... and now I’m sorry I have. Is this the best CNN can offer by way of counterpoint?

Oh my God. I used to work with this guy! He’s an impossibly cool dude and I’m so glad he’s getting props for his car obsession!

Now that Urlacher has hair again, the Bears front office will be calling him hourly to take over for Cutler.

Not strictly true. Bess Truman did not enjoy life in the White House and did not live there full-time (usually only staying when social gatherings required her attention). She did carry out the duties of the office, but no more. Truman wasn’t crazy about the life, either, calling the White House “The best-appointed…

As soon as one of these bears takes their shirt off, we’ll have proof it’s Putin.

This is water off a duck’s back to them. The proof is in their President-elect. It won’t matter. When Trump goes off the chain, it’ll play out like this:

You’re confusing “fire” with “give relief to”. Ryan never wanted the job, and got a ton of concessions regarding process and procedure in order to consider it. He’s a spineless goon, like all Republicans, but the curious thing is that the press has never leveled the charges of “heartlessness”, or “cold”, or…

He’s a rich prick. I don’t give a shit where he went to college, who his friends were, how he got his nickname, or who slapped him.

Don’t buy whatever Carey Elwes was driving in Twister, and you should be OK.

Appropos of nothing:

Mixon missed the entire 2014 season after he socked a woman in the face and broke several bones.