...You can bury you love like treasure/Bury it so deep you can’t even measure/I’ll still find it..

I’m sure he’s in talks with NBC News. All the Fox Fuckheads they’ve scooped up in the hopes their audiences will tag with them... ugh.

Ah the obligatory teaser, confirming that there’s at least one memory stick in the cameras and the actors looped their dialogue.

It looks so boss.

It’d be fun to test drive. But I hope it comes in a color other than Scott’s Liquid Gold.

The point is you don’t have to use American Cheese.

The point is you don’t have to use American Cheese.

False equivalence. And you don’t have to use their cheese. Use your own. The main thing is that the crust is super thin and crispy.

False equivalence. And you don’t have to use their cheese. Use your own. The main thing is that the crust is super…

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

Anyone ever make St. Louis style crust? It’s made with baking soda instead of yeast, makes a super thin delicious crispy crust. No gadgets needed.

Anyone ever make St. Louis style crust? It’s made with baking soda instead of yeast, makes a super thin delicious…

One of my work buddies threw himself into the world of Amway. His wife was a stay-at-home mom for their 5 homeschooled kids, so he was constantly scouring new recruits to help him and his wife get to thetan purple level 5 or whatever it was.

I’m old enough to have taken part in nuclear “preparedness” drills when I was in elementary school (the town I grew up in was about 100 miles from Ellsworth AFB, and there were still active missile silos in the Dakotas).

What’s tacky is the defensive snark. Why not just cut to the chase?

Maybe Toni will start selling used cars...

Mrs. Jabroni has spent the last three days in ICU due to an allergic reaction.(She’s getting better.) 

I think I alluded to that. But that’s not my real question.

I think I alluded to that. But that’s not my real question.

Just curious— is Deals a subchapter S corporation of Amazon? I rarely see deals from anything else. Considering your corporation’s anti-Trump stance, and the Trump products Amazon pushes, is the anti-Trump sentiment a bite the hand strategy? Or is it a blind eye strategy?

Just curious— is Deals a subchapter S corporation of Amazon? I rarely see deals from anything else. Considering…

The Eddie Vedder cover of the Indio song is good, but I prefer the original:

She had an Auntie Mame quality to her.

Just make the tax returns part of the Presidential filing process.

Right now, Mrs. Shellac and I are dealing with two cats and a case of misplaced feline aggression.