Rich prick.

One of the things I love about Deadspin’s baseball coverage is to point out how racist baseball owners and fans are. No need for reportage or analysis of the actual game.

Dude, I have no idea. From what I’ve read, generally the world of school discipline is both harsh and capricious. It is rarely consistent.

Every school has rules that allow the administration to censor and discipline students beyond the scope of the law that most adults are subject to. It’s totally legal. So “didn’t do anyting illegal” doesn’t really apply here.

Any network that hires Joe Buck to do anything on camera has a vetting process slightly worse than Booze Allen Hamilton.

My 2013 CX-5 is a lovely beast. It’s only weakness is the audio controls. But it’s so much fun to drive, I can see past that.

When my old man quit in the late 1970's, he said there were two reasons: he was tired of being out of breath and he wasn’t yet 40, and (at that time), he was going through 2 packs a day. At that time, a carton of 10 cigs cost $10, so he was literally burning through about $700 / year, which would now be about $2300 /…

I’ve had hit-and-miss results with Time Machine. There have been times when files haven’t backed up, and at times the sequence of the files that are backed up doesn’t match a linear time line.

This is an ugly ugly car. Looks like a Honda fit that went through at least one round of illegal HGH injections.

Please stop referring to things as “iconic”. The English language is rich with many words. Pop a synonym for a change.

Vote Rich Prick so his children can continue to be Rich Pricks. America needs more rich entitled white folks, so please for the love of God do your civic duty.

I completely missed the name when this ad aired last year...

And those are pretty much everywhere. Piloted by dorks who don’t know how to drive. Not unique to college campuses. Situational awareness while driving is a lifelong requirement.

Was thinking the 1970's Raiders, but your answer works too.

The double-dip-shit baserunning sealed it for me. I spent the rest of the evening waiting for more Elvises to drop from the sky.

“And then blame it on a fan.”

Sorry, your first mistake is watching CNN.

The three guys that need to be removed from government and buried in a pit of their own filth: Louie Gohmert, Steve King, and Darryl Issa.

The federal government. State and county governments have their own arrangements. It’s a loss in income, sure, but the private prison industry will just double-down on the GOP-controlled state legislatures.