Get back to the basics amiright! Use some leftover Halloween masks for the alien characters!

Of course they want Waititi! Who could pass up the opportunity to fire such a fantastic director a couple months into filming?

I love you Professor Oak!

I just can’t believe that they’re finally making a live action Pokémon movie, and it’s based on a weird inconsequential spin-off that was never released outside of Japan

If Tarantino does direct, this would be one of the first times that he has ever directed something that wasn’t his original idea, with the others being a few episodes of CSI and ER.

The other thing about whether Max should be the hero or not is, except for maybe the first one, I haven’t seen it in awhile, (and this has been repeated but it seemed unmentioned in the article) he is a stray dog who wonders into other people’s stories. That’s a feature of the franchise, not a bug of Fury Road.

“A Chinese, a black, a pregnant” really should’ve had greater meme potential — maybe not Dawes-level but better than it got.

I’m very fond of “some motherfuckers are always trying to skate uphill”. It’s basically a “you just can’t teach some people” variant with a scintillating dash of profanity and oddly specific imagery. It doesn’t surprise me that Goyer wasn’t actually responsible for it.

It means some people don’t understand their own limitations.

I don’t understand the question, so I’m not answering.

This was picked up for a two-season order, I thought. Maybe Netflix realized that renewing shows before they premiere gives up valuable press, especially when they release the whole season at once.

I bet season 5 ends with them interviewing Ted Cruz.

There are clips of it online. It’s, surprise, awful. Done on the cheap too.

Everyone who’s reading this should also take the opportunity to reread the glorious rollercoaster ride/trainwreck that was the AV Club’s interview with Tommy Wiseau (in the related articles).

And one world with nothing but shrimp...

Would the left handed people here be righties there?

Given Trump’s dislike of Middle-Easterners, I find it odd he lets his wife take decorating tips from the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred.

My favorite Trump is the one who had the good sense to drink himself to death almost 40 years ago.

Given the LAPD’s history, I wouldn’t be surprised if Scientology membership wasn’t a requirement to join the LAPD.

Honest Civil Servant. Isn’t it scary that had to be said?