Chris Plummer, huh? Amazing he had any free time after replacing every actor in Hollywood accused of sexual harassment.

The assumption is that they have any interest in being “in the fold” to begin with.

Funny. I once worked at a Miami restaurant with staff from all across the world. The subject of moon landing conspiracies came up and I said it would be impossible to fake such a feat multiple times given the many people involved. People looked at me like I was crazy. Many thought the US had only been there once. So…

One of my favourite Dennis Hopper quotes is about when his son asked him why he made the Super Mario Bros movie. Hopper told his son “so I can afford to buy you shoes”, to which his son replied “I don’t need shoes that badly”.

Southland Tales is one of those movies I admire for existing. I admire the fact that Richard Kelly wanted to follow up a modest indie cult hit film with something so utterly batshit insane. I admire that he told half the movie’s plot in graphic novels that no one read and are now almost impossible to find. I admire…

I feel like with every album Taylor releases, the reviews always say she’s “really matured with this one.”

And I’m a fan, but even I’ll tell you her songs often resemble those passive aggressive Facebook posts your friend makes without mentioning anyone by name.

I like Nicholson’s Hoffa getup, however moet of the time I am with you.

I always think of Anthony Hopkins’ Nixon, and glad he didn’t do a broad, rubber-faced caricature and instead, you know, acted like a flawed human being. Especially when you compare that with the wax-faced Nixons in Watchmen and Days of Future Past which went to such great lengths to look like Nixon, they no longer…

I only just watched the trailer and it’s now utterly hysterical that the entire trailer is completely built around Kevin Spacey showing up for three seconds and a completely generic line.

Additionally, there’s the fact that so much of the unique magic in the series is down player involvment. On a purely visual level, who is Psycho Mantis? Some weirdo gimp in a gasmask. But to the player, he’s the deranged genius who read your memory card, moved your controller with the power of your mind and took…

Yes. Also I should add that to me Metal Gear is quintessentially Japanese in that way that is so beautifully baffling to Western minds. Maybe I would be down for a homegrown production like that decent Ace Attorney movie. But Americans should stay far, far away.

It really was out of place when Jughead revealed he was Archie’s cloned brother, but then the show went even more beyond the pale when they revealed that Jason was a third clone who became president of the United States. Even worse, I think they’re teasing that there’s a nuclear-capable walking tank beneath the…

...son

EXACTLY!! I’m thinking, holy s***, so sometime between now and Dec. 21, all of this has to happen, again. Like, cast and crew and sets and props etc. put back in the same location. Processing, colour timing, editing, printing, distribution... new promo artwork as well. Wow...!

Hopefully they’ll film Plummer without any stupid prosthetics. I’m a big fan of not going to great lengths to make actors look like specific real people, except maybe in some cases where the person’s appearance was extremely widely-known or critical to who they were. Nobody gives a fuck what J. Paul Getty looked like.

“That means this won’t be a huge issue logistically”

Since it takes place in the ‘80s, it’s obligated to begin “Well, my name is Eleven and I’m here to say...”

He probably expects to get paid for user-generated content, whereas most of the editors and contributors are content with Virtual Internet Recognition Fun Bucks (not redeemable at any Internet E-Store)

“. . . an article from, of all places, The Washington Post . . .”

If Oliver Stone wants to be part of the important conversations, he should just get himself a Kinja account.