It was an early trailer, the scene does not appear in the film.

I don’t know if you’ve ever been in a real, shouting near-violent argument, but repeating the same insult or a slight variation is how they tend to go down--nobody is really focused on being creative when screaming at the top of their lungs, just saying the first mean thing that comes to mind.

This says more about you than the songs. Well, it might say something about “Chun-Li.”

Of all the new artists presented by Taco Bell, who is the best?

I guess “concubine” was a more formal relationship, and one-night stands were strictly forbidden?

China is getting more into tacky billionaires instead of redistribution of wealth right now. And there not really into outlaws showing up the Chinese government.

Netflix does count completion when considering view numbers, and the website knows when you don’t finish something. Stopping halfway through and never finishing counts as a negative view.

100 is set as the average for IQ. If everybody got smarter, then what qualifies as 100 would go up so it would keep up with what is average intelligence.  Also, “most people are average” is what average means.

Didn’t the producers of Slenderman have to sue to keep the studio from dumping it straight to Netflix?

The movie is really light on Statham vs Giant Shark fighting. The climax gets pretty solid when Statham starts fucking the shark up with a spear, but it’s a pretty short bit. It’s also really bloodless--the shark only eats three characters at most.

I think it’s hilarious that in Homecoming, he literally says he wants to stay “closer to the ground” then in the next movie he takes a spaceship halfway across the galaxy to fight an alien demigod.

I’ve never read the comics, but organic web shooters make a lot more sense to me. When you already have the “bitten by a radioactive spider” thing, adding mechanical web shooters on top of it is repetitive—how many ways does this dude get the powers of a spider? The Amazing Spider-Man movies had him straight up order…

Garfield played Peter Parker as confident and assured from the start--if anything, he’s too confident and needs to get brought down a peg. The movie still expected the audience to sympathize with him as an outcast, when he just exuded cool and had no problem fighting back when people gave him shit.

Cyborg special effects are probably cheaper. 

“The film is based on Bryan Stevenson’s memoir of the same name, about a team of attorneys fighting to save a young black man from death row after he’s falsely convicted of murder. It’s not clear yet which part Larson will be playing in the film.”

Observe and Report is one of my favorite movies. Very different from Rogens usual routine--it’s a more comedic Taxi Driver riff, and Rogen’s character isn’t “bumbling stoner” man-child, but “mentally ill with violent tendencies” (the character is explicitly stated to be mentally ill). It’s from Jody Hill, who was…

Thailand is hoping all the movies about the cave rescue will distract from the boat accident that killed several dozen Chinese tourists.

Based on “A Quiet Place,” I think you’re onto something--Jim with Beard is a surly badass, but clean-shaven Jim is snarky guy that loves pranks.

Where the fuck is American Ninja II?

There was the Mighty Ducks cartoon, where the Ducks were intergalactic space ducks from a planet where the entire culture was hockey. I remember watching that show, and I’ve never seen the actual Might Ducks films. I understand there are no space ducks.