Do you still have BC pics up? Because now I picture an entire house covered in his face. And I'm not judging; I like it!

Sandworms plus Burning Man? TREMORS 5 BABY!

“Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn’t ya?!”

Only in the United States do we celebrate being monolingual as if that were an indication of intelligence, instead of just the opposite.

I have mad respect for people who learn English as a second language. For starters, it’s two languages (Anglo Saxon and Norman French) in one, and it’s utterly ridiculous. As James Nicoll said, “The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We…

Shhh. See The Corgi. Feel The Corgi. Be The Corgi.

Given Sarah Palin’s inability to string words together into a coherent sentence, much less a coherent thought, she really shouldn’t be criticizing non-native English speakers. Just sayin’.

Achievement Unlocked! Sarah Palin would hate me. I’m an American that can speak seven languages!

Yeah I found out very quickly after I started dating my husband who my racist “I’m not a racist!” friends were. Like very liberal leaning people but when they heard that at my in laws house they mostly speak mandarin they were like “that is so rude, I mean they are in America, and they know you can’t speak mandarin,…

Research has proven time and time again that simultaneous or sequencial bilingualism don’t have a negative impact on language learning and development. One language actually supports the other and there are serious neurological benefits, especially on attention control. Professionals who say the minority language…

A lot of American Indians don’t like when the word extinct is applied to us. A number of different tribes didn’t make it but about 400 to 500 tribe that are still here. It's a sore point for us.

What’s absolutely crazy is that in most countries in the world people speak multiple languages and come from different ethnic/cultural groups. Everywhere from the uk to France to Spain to China. In nigeria or India for example the number of languages spoken and ethnic groups are in the 100s. It is totally normal and…

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I hate humans.

Marginally related: this past week I was walking across a parking lot and saw a car with a McCAIN/PALIN bumper sticker. I automatically started laughing out loud, flabbergasted that 1) it was not a fever dream, that ticket really existed and there was a possibility those two could become the most powerful people in…

YES!! Bring back Algonquin to American schools!

Like porn companies are not usually super philanthropic, are they?

yeah, when I point at spiders and tell the dog to get it, she instead stares at my hand and waits for it to pet her. whereas the cat will sometimes saunter over to investigate the spider and if she finds it worth her while, she’ll toy with it until it’s mostly dead. #hero

What wrath? We are benevolent overlords.