“A pilot ended up with a frog on his face during take-off”. ULM flying in Guyana is more exciting than ULM flying in Cosnes-Cours-sur-Loire!

Seeing all these conservatives and fucking Wal-Mart for fucksakes stand in line for their turn to denounce the confederate flag got me thinking something along the same lines. Yeah, great that rag is finally being taken down, but this can’t be where it ends.

It’s pretty apparent, too, isn’t it? An act of racist violence occurs. The response? Remove a racist symbol.

On the one hand, yay. It is purely a symbol of hate. That’s the heritage it represents: Our unbroken and ongoing history of white racism. Pull it down, burn it, and start on all the state flags that celebrate the Confederacy. And the streets, towns, monuments, schools, and everything else that celebrates both the…

We all agree the flag should be removed, but it’s funny to see how the politicians are scrambling to act like they’ve always been petitioning for this cause.

Ah, the box. Almost as diabolical a timewasting device as the famed Fainting and Hallucinating Bush I Always Forget About About, known to humans as “catnip.”

Cats are masters of wormhole travel. It is entirely possible that the cat was not in the wing until after they took off and then its wormhole opened there and it popped into existence. Ask any cat owner who has thoroughly checked a closed room for the presence of a cat and not found one, only to have the cat…

You gotta watch. The best part is that you know the cat will appear but it takes a little while. The suspense is killer. Then that adorable head slowly moves into the frame. Absolutely perfect photobomb. It's like Charlie Chaplin or freak'in Monty Python.

Yes this was an accident. This agent random cat was in no way shape or form aboard this flight on purpose. This has nothing to do with operation sky cat which is not a real thing and anyone that says otherwise is clearly mentally unstable.

Le chat est sur la chaise.

“Chat dans l’avion? Sure, what do you want to talk about?”

Not really the same thing at all but.... The same thing almost happened to me last night! I had been unloading some grain from the back of my truck and left the tailgate open when I was done. I noticed it later in the evening and went to close it. Just as I was lifting it up this little head popped up:

Starring was not working. So I clicked a lot a times, since it was annoying that it wasn’t going through. And then your number of stars went up a bunch? Even though normally clicking the star for something you’ve starred just unreccomends it? No idea what’s going on here.

When I was in elementary school we had a pet rat! He was never destined for eating though. Thank goodness.

When I was a kid one of the most basic rules was if you brought food, there had to be enough to go around for everyone. Pablo is clearly not enough to go around, so my vote is revoke the teacher’s license. He doesn’t even know the basics!

I have a kid the same age as these students, and I am also a teacher. I wouldn’t do a project like this because it would be a pain in the ass, but if my son’s teacher had a project like this I would think he was pretty lucky. The last thing I’d do would be one of those parents that go in and complain because Snowflake…

Thank you very much.

I wish I spoke Swedish so I knew how to use klittra in a sentence. Although every Swedish person I’ve ever met has spoken flawless English so they’d probably switch to English to make me more comfortable.