We (Chicago) made you, Oprah! We can unmake you! (no we can't) (I don't blame you) (It's so cold right now)

Then what is going on with the title?

How offended would the Muslim community be if I started wearing hijabs because I hate washing my hair and I think they look chic as fuck?

Your Prince Charming will come?????? Let's change her name to Lady Stepford.

Escaped? Bullshit. Right now those two are out there solving Sleepy Hollow Forest's toughest mysteries.

And for all the people who come out of the woodwork to defend these two 'cause they're close in age to their students? NO.

I'm very troubled by this immediate "Jessie as love interest for Rick! Finally!!!!" When Michonne has been there and had some very intimate moments with Rick ever since the prison. That seems like a very obvious and intense hook up (although maybe not for the same reasons you don't see Carol and Daryl hooking up),…

I was calling it "Father Gabriel's Incompetence Hour" for a while.

I'm going to be pissed if they hook up. I'm out if Rick & Michonne don't happen!

"They call to mind reality-show confessionals as well as NSA-style surveillance, which begs the question: why is Deanna Monroe doing this? And why are they letting her?"

I can't believe there was ever a time I didn't like Carol. PLEASE DON'T TELL HER!

Following that logic, I should have thermodynamics equations tattooed on me somewhere.

Thanks for mansplaining that false flag frock thing to us.

I'm so happy for Zephany's parents but I wonder how Zephany feels. The Guardian article didn't quote her and I can't imagine how hard it would be to find out the people you thought were your family were actually your abductors.

Yeah, I can't even snark on this. I don't know why. Usually I'm the snarkiest bastard I know. Maybe it's her face; she looks so genuinely distraught. I just want to hug her and set her up with a nice guy who will love her for real and say nice things for free. We all deserve at least that much.

I don't mean this to be snarky, but what do you mean by "someone like this"?

Oh, honey, no :(

Makes me hungry for a real slice of pizza.

I'm going to sit down with this sandwich and have a good think about this.

I really object to the idea that romance novels are inherently not feminist. Yes, many of them forward antiquated ideas of womanhood, but they are also by and large written BY women FOR women ABOUT women's fantasies. And frankly, some of those early historicals in the 60s and 70s were more historically accurate and…