It sounds like I need to be watching that show.

well now i'm depressed.

These are exceedingly good for when you're locked out/in your own house and have to climb in/out your own windows onto your sadistically spikey plants...

Be careful with whistles...

step 1: stalk yourself. how easy are you to stalk? could you rape you?

Pretty much.

*looks at title*

But seriously, "weakness, sweating, or fatigue" is a ludicrously unhelpful constellation of symptoms and a triage nightmare, it could literally be anything.

This article was absolutely dreadful.

As usual, the takeaway is that Jezebel badly needs a science writer, even if it's more profitable to politicize studies than to understand them.

I think Anna's not advocating mauve as much as she's just like

Anna Wintour, Voice of the People

dude, no. Sven (Swen?) was greater than them all.

To be honest, public relations doesn't seems like the worst idea for police departments these days...

And yet you know when Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Bill Cosby die, those fuckers will not only be included in the In Memoriam segment but will have goddamn laser shows accompanied by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...

I actually successfully booked multiple trips abroad with people I'd only met on the internet. It was terribly dangerous. But at least I had tickets back home!

milkshake machines

I'd like to think it's because they're in shock and don't know how to react to it.

Having once been an extremely dumb teenage girl, I feel terrible for these three kids. This is not a game.