I don't have time to set up a new avatar named UnironicStuntCommenter so I'm just going to say:

Nice. Daenerys Stormborn, Mother of Epithets, has been speaking in a suuuper affected cadence lately, right? It's probably supposed to convey her transcendent power and acquired wisdom, but—and this is someone else's line—it sounds like everything she says is a line for a trailer. She never sounds like a person…

Hmm. If Jon and Dany meeting is what beema means by "the endgame playing out pretty much exactly as I predicted in season 2," then I'm pretty sure we all predicted the way the endgame would play out. And maybe written some fanfic about it. Under the name DragonPromised56. Or whatever. Wait, what were we talking about…?

So, this is a REAL question, not snark: will you please explain how the book title(s) blatantly lays the whole thing out to the extent that you predicted the endgame in season 2? And/or how else you were able to predict so much? I'm sincerely interested! Thx!

I thought it was secret bastard Targaryan. Lys was lousy with bastard Targaryan children back then, Varys is a Targ name, and the Red Priest wanted him for a king's blood sacrifice. Among other clues, or so the tinfoil goes. I don't believe it, but it's fun to think about in the off season. Oh, and he keeps his head…

I agree, minus the myopic. Hmm, or maybe "somewhat more myopic" would do it.

But for how long?

Sure, Littlefinger could have used more tact while macking on Cat on Sansa in the same sentence. Right after he'd trespassed in the family's sacred crypt and reminded Jon how much Cat hated him. But I think it would have defeated Littlefinger's purpose.

I think Littlefinger got exactly the reaction he wanted.

I thought the same thing! Sincerely a little disappointed they're dragging it out. There's no dramatic tension in it at all.

I dunno. Westeros in ashes, the Night's King atop the Iron Throne, everyone now undead with eerie blue eyes. All except Theon, who stands off to the side and thinks about the Stark boys.

Is that really what you always say?

Oh right, those super-super-super straight men. Who always rush immediately out of gyms and bathrooms.

Well I thought it was really stupid that Euron built 1000 be-krakened warships in only six months.

Aw, man. I was gonna make a hilarious joke about how all we've done is bitch about GoT, but you went and did a real thing that was productive and fun outside your house. Way to ruin everything, cigarette.

Now he can get back to finding the real killers.

"Elevator is interesting—but it lacks a certain depth" It's funny because it reads as though the reviewer really wants the play to work.

"They say it's not the fall that kills you ….. it's getting 2% on Rotten Tomatoes."

Wait, really? I was going to upvote for the joke, but it's even better to upvote for the truth of it.

It's been less than two weeks since the end of season 6. Arya/Walder says, "You're wondering why I've brought you all here. Since when does old Walder give us two feasts in a single fortnight?"