It means 4 Strike-Outs.

Because you’re not an idiot leaving themselves open to getting scammed.

Hope the judge isn’t too concerned with “ruining his bright future.”

I work for a very very, very large manufacturing company. Some workers are upstairs in an office environment, and of course the others are downstairs on the shop floor getting their hands dirty. Seeing a guy upstairs wearing shorts and a polo is way more acceptable than seeing a guy downstairs wearing sweatpants.…

Maybe, juuuuuuuust maybe, it was the cock thing?

Out of curiosity, for the future and stuff, are party facts “mansplaining?”

I’ve been to Tacoma, there’s lot’s of places like it...

Oh those kids are going to end up doughy as fuck.

Step 1. Realize that if that bitch is going down, you’re fucked and no amount of worry will change that.
Step 2. ???

You really should stop using Tamir Rice as a comparison, it’s not a very good one.

I’ll fight you over 311. Don’t you dare take a dump on my adolescence...

unforeseen circumstances:
Never bothered to learn the words to current single.

I mean, yeah you kind of do. Freedom of speech unfortunately also provides freedom to be an asshole.

Fucking David Tennant swoops in to save the day. God Save the 10th Doctor.

Do you have to pay for the bins or service?

I just want a 96 key layout that I can just buy fully assembled.

So the compost thing. Then I have a bunch of extra dirt at my house right? Do people want that shit, will they come get it? Give me american dollars for it?

Yeah man I’m with you. Fuck the Earth!!! /s

Florida is really pushing the limits of their “Stand your ground” laws...