100% of the time I want the angriest, spiciest red. Syrah or better.

“Perfect shot”

How about “a shot” I’d even give you “a front row shot.”

Did you see Red State?

Definitions matter when applying labels.

I feel bad for this guy’s eventual suicide.

“Eat my ass!” a teenage boy yelled at the U.S. Capitol rotunda on Wednesday morning.

He wasn’t being crude, he just knows there’s a lot of republicans who would eat a teenage boy’s ass. He was just flirting.

That Dyson code expired already...

That Dyson code expired already...

Cheap, Chicken Flavored, Chemical, Ramen. If I’m feeling fancy, Chicken and Rice soup from Panera. Gatorade. And if I have to be sociable, Vodka or Rum with some kind of fruit juice.

My favorite podcasts are the ones done at his house when Shecky is barking in the background.

I think he does actually walk with his dogs often when he’s not on the road, at least judging by podcast comments.

Didn’t DMX try this in the late 90s early 00s?

I kinda do.

Your neck angle looks like it’d be pretty uncomfortable with as low as that monitor is set.

You know though, if you’re spending a lot of time in it, do you want to sit swaddled in a stranger’s farts and ass-sweat for long periods of time? Pass on used chairs for me, thanks.

Gal Gadot is Israeli. 

Mortgage and House both only in my name.

Yep, and like they say living well is the best revenge.

Hey, at least we had the foresight to plan with a safety net in mind.

Yeah it was a tough handful of months, luckily when house shopping I wanted to make sure we could afford it if she decided to go back to school or whatever, so I based the mortgage off only my income, AND luckily I had been working on changing jobs within my company and I was able to increase my salary by 20k…

Couple months after just buying a house with the understanding they’d be contributing to the mortgage.