Perfection, thy name is Lupita.

My favourite part:

Good news! California doesn’t grow any hogs (that’s all over in Iowa and the Carolinas) so the bacon is perfectly safe.

Only problem is having it while living in LA. Floyd Mayweather wakes up every morning in a puddle and says ‘Oh no, not AGAIN!’ and then calls up his construction company on his melting icicle-phone.

My chinchilla actually likes to follow the vacuum around and try to give it a good chomp.

I try to clean, but goddamn you have no idea how tiring it gets hauling around this penis all day.

I’m with you so much. Can we all just agree that this whole genre of “men suck at domestic things” is just fucking awful. Like, I am a man. I also like to make sure the kitchen is reasonably clean, and years of living without a dishwasher means I’m 100% okay with washing dishes on my own.

I fully intend to read this book. The sentence on female loners made me well up.

This is, by far, the best explanation for his inexplicable success.

Its like one of those old stories where the person sells their soul/makes a deal with something to gain fame/fortune/whatever and then refuses to do their end of the deal and so a series of terrible things happens to them.

Fellow Canadians - please go out and vote today if you did not take advantage of advance polling! We have suffered through so many apathetic elections with low voter turn out and the country is feeling the effects of that now.
Please let Harper’s brand of fear-mongering, agenda-driven conservatism die. Don’t forget…

It will be my first time voting today. So excited!

That point about compromise — a lot of people seem to view that as a bad word these days. When you say, “relationships require compromise,” some people will look at you like you just said, “relationships require disrespect and abuse.” The idea of accepting that you can’t have everything exactly the way you want it…

I swear if I can find the time and place I want to do a long-ass writeup on my thoughts on the film, because I loved it. Caution if you want to avoid spoilers altogether, there are some mild character spoilers in the following paragraph.

If I interviewed Guillermo del Toro, a play in one act:

You are all idiots. Marty McFly created Rock N Roll at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance in Hill Valley, California in 1955.

This is so sad. In 1978, I was one of two adopted babies allowed out of India. The adoption was through Missionaries of Charity. Given the long-ingrained contempt of women and girls in some aspects of Indian culture, to think that that many more children won’t be helped (mostly girls) is heartbreaking.

Godzilla El Nino? As a drought parched Californian, you’ll forgive me if I don’t get my stillsuit in a bunch over this.

Yes! My friends are all younger than me by 4-5 years and they know I am the Elaine Benes of their peer group (one of them even shouted ‘Oh my god, I can see WKIF horribly dancing from here’! one night). I prefer the Mariah Carey school of dance in which you stand by those who are dancing and then you give the illusion…