If anything here ever should have been a slideshow it was this...

Relaunching moviepass during a pandemic that makes people *not want to go to the movies* might work out if you convince people to sign up and then not go to the movies.

While ridesharing services like Uber and Lyft

She eats clay because she thinks it’s a good idea and also thought it was a good idea to say that she eats clay out loud to other human beings.

Will they accept my Trump University transfer credits?

This seems like the ideal outcome for all of these seditionists... forfeit your assets and self-deport to some dictatorship where you will almost certainly be murdered for being American!

Is her injury COVID?

I’m really excited in particular for McGregor, who was the only actor of the prequels to consistently elevate the terrible dialogue and leaden direction, and deserves an honest-to-god chance to really shine without that burden. 

People cite distrust of physicians and traditional medicine as a large driver for alternative medicine, but it strikes me that that is a lot like the Republicans citing distrust of elections as a need to pass restrictive voting laws. It’s largely the alternative medicine industry that has been screaming that people…

Part of the problem is excluding pregnant people from trials, but part of it is also the amount of hysteria around pregnancy. Especially in the US. You guys really do treat it like a disease instead of a totally normal life stage. And the worst part is that attitude is spreading. 10 years ago, my friends in Europe…

That’s a pretty good candidate, but if it was everything wrong with the world, you wouldn’t be able to buy it, you’d just use it on a monthly subscription basis.

So the million dollar question is whether the RWNJs will embrace this and ditch their other snake oil cures or just reject it because it’s (obviously) a librul conspiracy to divert attention from really really super duper drugs like [checks notes]... horse dewormer.

According to a cursory and possibly inaccurate Google search, the average age of a homeowner across the 100 largest metropolitan areas in the United States is 54. That sure makes it sound like it’s a lot fucking harder to buy a house now than it used to be.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA John Galt!
Tell me you’re an idiot without telling me you’re an idiot.

John Galt. Teehee

Keep punching up until you reach the peak.

“I got so sick of those chicken balls,” Dylan said to MEL Magazine about an especially unappetizing-sounding food item. “I’d estimate I got them around 150 times, and at five per meal, that’s around 750 balls. I don’t know that I could ever eat them again.”

2015 MBP owner. I bought an adaptor for the SD slot that sits flush with a microSD card inside. Expandable storage in an apple device, boom. It’s the main reason I’ve waited to even look at their new laptops until now.

I heard it as “We finally got rid of Jony Ive so we finally could bring the ports back”...

The way they tried to say “ we added new ports” instead of “we returned the ports we took away because everybody let us know repeatedly about how dumb an idea it was for 5 years now” probably wasn’t lost on many macbook users.

He apparently has a HALF HOUR on trans people! A group that probably makes up less than 1% of the total population, and whose only real ask is that you not care so much what genitalia and/or chromosomes they currently have and were born with, which is something you were already doing anyway! It takes almost zero…