I’m also one of 2, and my wife is due in October with our second. And we’re dooooone. Two is perfect. I said fuck a vasectomy, I’ll chop the whole thing off and sand it smooth like a Ken doll if that’s what it took to avoid No. 3.

Maybe the pilot has just had a long fucking day and wants to have a cigarette in peace without a bunch of whiny bitch-ass passengers complaining about the smell and how smoking and flying is “dangerous” and you should have your hands at 10 and 2 or whatever on the yoke. I mean, fuck off.

No shit. If the cops are that jumpy they need to be in another line of work.

Traffic stops should not receive the death penalty.  

“Hi, we’re calling about your expired submarine bilge pump. Do you have a moment?” is a scam call I’d take.

San Diego Craigslist:

How does this article not lead with the raccoon infestation of the Russian submarine?

This is why the right to repair is so important, also check the warranty. (and the small print).

Fully secured airbag subscription price of $10/month

For all the bullshit reasons cops pull people over, I wish they’d stop more folks with dangerous loads like this. I’ve seen old pickup trucks around here loaded with, and I’m not joking, about 20 full-size wooden pallets. Rear end of the trucks nearly dragging the ground with the damn things stacked 10 high and two…

Bullshit. Bonds are also put in place when and individual is a danger to him or herself or a danger to society. Discharging a firearm in public is a danger to the community. Shooting at a child makes you a danger to the community.

Meanwhile, a judge has ordered Le-Nguyen not to return home

We’re missing a great opportunity to make Trump’s idiot followers start wearing their pants backwards to own the libs.

I’d have some concern that her fans might decide to try it themselves, dress and act as she does, and get injured/dead (many people are allergic but may not know it).

Oh, Honey. 

Surprised you didn’t put the puns in the title.

Kissing inevitably leads to this conversation:

God I hope this becomes a thing for all future Karen encounters.

What happens to whiteness deferred?

The “Shame” chants were a nice touch